Definitions by Incogneto

fast lag 

The onset of exhaustion by having to quickly become accustomed to a new time based routine while fasting during the start of Ramadan.

Brought on mainly by new sleeping routines due to the early breakfast time with a probable combination of no food during the day.

Yahya looks fucking dead today but it's probably just fast lag since he's only in his first week of Ramadan.

fast lag by INCOGNETO July 25, 2015

Kelland 

One who falls into an outhouse and as a result, dies.

Person A:Dude! You are SUCH a Kelland.

Person B: I know, my funeral is gonna stink...literally

Kelland by Incogneto April 13, 2008

Moose

The world's greatest animal. If you are called a moose, you should feel praised and loved. Moose are generally brown and have antlers. They have a leader named Mr. Moosey, if you like like, don't mess with him.

Person A:You're a moose

Person B: Why thank.

Person A:But you're ugly

Person B: Mr. Moosey! Kill him!

Person A is dead

Moose by Incogneto April 13, 2008