1 definition by Im the guy who wrote wood.

1. Something you get from a tree, if you looked up wood for this definition you sir are an idiot.

2. An erect penis, also known as hard, and boner. Something Jessica Alba gives you.
1. Lets cut the tree to get some firewood

2. My girlfriend just gave me wood.
by Im the guy who wrote wood. August 15, 2009
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