1 definition by Ijustshitnfardncamedmypants
When you stick your bare foot into a toilet and the proceed to jack off while your foot (preferably the right one) stays in the toilet water. Then you ejaculate onto the foot in the toilet and flush to rinse the cum off of your foot.
Dude 1: “Brah pass the toilet paper under the stall, there’s none in mine and I just footloosed”
Dude 2: “wooooaaaahhh really man? You FOOTLOOSED in a subway?”
Dude 1: “YEAH MAN now pass me the victory wipes”
Dude 2: “no problem man. R E S P E C T.”
Dude 2: “wooooaaaahhh really man? You FOOTLOOSED in a subway?”
Dude 1: “YEAH MAN now pass me the victory wipes”
Dude 2: “no problem man. R E S P E C T.”
by Ijustshitnfardncamedmypants April 17, 2019