29 definitions by IhopeIdrinkwater

Dad fart

A fart that can wipe out the whole world with one squeak, nobody knows where dads were able to get such power in their butt. it smells of eggs with raw tuna and other nuclear materials, this type of fart can last longer than Thanos lifespan. Fatherless children are safe from this serious crime, and lucky for Belle from Beauty and The Beast and Jasmine from Aladdin were able to survive and live a happily ever after

Cocomelon: Ew what stinks?

Doritos: Its those dad farts

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

Emo phase

I got it when I was four.

Emo phases are everywhere.

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 2, 2022

granola bar baba grill

Is this how bored you got.

Person 1: Andrea is my granola bar baba grill

Person 2: I quit my job.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

Red panda

I bet you searched this up after watching turning red

Dad brought a red panda home

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022

uwu

what to describe donald trump

also a word everyone hates

Donald trump is an uwu boy

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022

Washing Machine Heart

Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?

Washing Machine Heart Lyrics

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 6, 2022

Fiona from shrek

This girl stole everybody's senpai.

Person 1: Ugh your such a Fiona for shipping yourself with Shrek.

Person 2: Well I am Fiona from Shrek after all.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022