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Tuva

An autonomous Turkic region of Russia on the border with Mongolia. Inhabitants are called Tuvans.

I can't stop listening to Tuvan Throat Singing

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp June 29, 2021

Ur Hair Square

An insult with such unspeakable power that mere words can't sufficiently describe it. God, Allah, Yahweh, Jesus, Yuhuang, Amaterasu, Bathala, Brahman, Buddha, Jupiter and Zeus once converged together just to prevent this insult from being known to any living creature.

Tony: ur mom gay
Brad: ur dad lesbian
Tony: ur grandpap a trap
Brad: ur uncy funcy
Tony: ur cat fat
Brad: ur dog a nignog
Tony: ur family tree LGBT
Brad: Alright... I didn't want to have to do this... but you left me no choi-
Tony: Shut up! Ur ancestors ince-
Brad: UR HAIR SQUARE

As Brad goes Super Saiyan, he causes the universe to start engulfing itself and chaotically recreating itself over and over again. This painful cycle is continued for 100 days until all known deities and religious figures work together to stop it. Thus the universe returns to normal. However, it has also turned into a universe where Tony knows nothing but the pain, suffering, and agony brought about by those three dreaded words...

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp October 5, 2019

Crackatoa

The sound Krakatoa made whenever it erupts.

"...and it just goes *crackatoa*"
-Random Indonesian explaining how the eruption sounds

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp May 2, 2020

Dysthopia

Ethiopia during famines, especially the 2003 one.

In 2003, a drought led to the largest famine in modern Ethiopian history. Ethiopia practically became Dysthopia during this period.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp October 11, 2020

Egglog

An egg within an egg. "Egglog" comes from, well, "egg", and the Tagalog (Filipino) word "itlog", meaning egg, which reflects the redundant nature of such an egg.

I was making breakfast when I found out that one of my eggs was an egglog.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp June 29, 2020