12 definitions by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp

Crackatoa

The sound Krakatoa made whenever it erupts.

"...and it just goes *crackatoa*"
-Random Indonesian explaining how the eruption sounds

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp May 2, 2020

Gaybackward

The opposite of straightforward

I have a hard time understanding you. Your explanation is just too gaybackward.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp April 7, 2020

troomp

"Trump" but pronounced with phonetic consistency or by someone with some degree of a Scottish accent

bloody 'ell troomp

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp April 2, 2021

Mundial Retardinho Soccer

The Paralympics equivalent of the World Cup. Except unlike the Paralympics which accepts people with any disability, Retardinho Soccer only accepts those with mental disabilities, and even includes people who are not disabled at all, but simply just retarded.

My application to Mundial Retardinho Soccer was accepted after I asserted that 2+2=5.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp August 26, 2020

Egglog

An egg within an egg. "Egglog" comes from, well, "egg", and the Tagalog (Filipino) word "itlog", meaning egg, which reflects the redundant nature of such an egg.

I was making breakfast when I found out that one of my eggs was an egglog.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp June 30, 2020