Mundial Retardinho Soccer

The Paralympics equivalent of the World Cup. Except unlike the Paralympics which accepts people with any disability, Retardinho Soccer only accepts those with mental disabilities, and even includes people who are not disabled at all, but simply just retarded.

My application to Mundial Retardinho Soccer was accepted after I asserted that 2+2=5.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp August 25, 2020

Tuva

An autonomous Turkic region of Russia on the border with Mongolia. Inhabitants are called Tuvans.

I can't stop listening to Tuvan Throat Singing

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp June 29, 2021

Leni Robredo

Maria Leonor Gerona "Leni" Robredo, the current Vice President of the Philippines and possibly the next president. Her plans include a proactive approach to recovery from COVID and its impacts, and a shift to public transportation in terms of infrastructure policy

Leni Robredo will do a better job leading the country than her coke-snorting main rival.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp January 29, 2022

troomp

"Trump" but pronounced with phonetic consistency or by someone with some degree of a Scottish accent

bloody 'ell troomp

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp April 01, 2021

Crackatoa

The sound Krakatoa made whenever it erupts.

"...and it just goes *crackatoa*"
-Random Indonesian explaining how the eruption sounds

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp May 02, 2020