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Tuva

An autonomous Turkic region of Russia on the border with Mongolia. Inhabitants are called Tuvans.

I can't stop listening to Tuvan Throat Singing

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp June 29, 2021

Crackatoa

The sound Krakatoa made whenever it erupts.

"...and it just goes *crackatoa*"
-Random Indonesian explaining how the eruption sounds

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp May 2, 2020

Girlfriend Paradox

1. When you're theoretically capable of having a girlfriend, but somehow you'll never get one

2. When you travel back in time to somehow prevent your ex-girlfriend from rejecting you, and the action removes any reason for the travel, along with any knowledge that the reason ever existed, thus removing any point in travelling in time in the first place. See Hitler Paradox as well.

1. John: Dude, everyone keeps saying that I'm the kind of guy who can easily get a girlfriend, but for some reason no girl wants to talk to me.

Dave: You seem to be affected by the Girlfriend Paradox.

2. The Girlfriend Paradox is my biggest argument against time travel.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp November 16, 2019

Egglog

An egg within an egg. "Egglog" comes from, well, "egg", and the Tagalog (Filipino) word "itlog", meaning egg, which reflects the redundant nature of such an egg.

I was making breakfast when I found out that one of my eggs was an egglog.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp June 29, 2020

Dysthopia

Ethiopia during famines, especially the 2003 one.

In 2003, a drought led to the largest famine in modern Ethiopian history. Ethiopia practically became Dysthopia during this period.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp October 11, 2020