2 definitions by IdiotsTalkSports

sexy Spongebob

To ejaculate onto a sponge and squeeze it over a lover whilst laughing hysterically

dude, my girl is such a fan that i gave laughed like an idiot and gave dat hoe a sexy spongebob

by IdiotsTalkSports April 28, 2019

Kentucky Derby

When you and your friend have sex side by side, each with your own chick and race to finish first. Whoever wins gets to wear a green wreath around their neck.

Dude, got the triple crown last night. I was neck and neck with my friend, Chiquando doing the Kentucky Derby.

by IdiotsTalkSports April 28, 2019