2 definitions by Ichabod's_Cumslave

The act of cleaning up the viscous, tar like shit that is unclogged from the deepest corner of your partner's bowls after anally penetrating them too deep.
Alex: How'd last night go man?
Ryan: Not well. I was tearing up her guts and she let loose last week's Indian food. I spent the rest of the night pulling a Pennsylvania Chimney Sweep.
Alex : That's brutal man.
by Ichabod's_Cumslave May 6, 2016
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A vagina that is so diseased, it'd be healthier to fuck a pencil sharpener.
Xander: Bro, Miranda is so hot. I would pay good money to hook up with her.
Grayson: Nah man, big Pete got with her last week and said she's got a Kentucky Pencil Sharpener. He's been icing his junk ever since.
Xander: God damn...
by Ichabod's_Cumslave May 18, 2016
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