4 definitions by Ian Parker

spaf a cat

another term used for fuck a duck

oh, why don't you just go and spaf a cat

by Ian Parker November 17, 2004

you say whaa

asking someone politly what did they say without childish swearing.

hard nut 1: i pounded ur mum last night
hard nut 2: You say whaa!!

by Ian Parker November 18, 2004

jo-ho

another name for a Jehova's witnesses WARNING: if called in front of one, you may receive beatings.

dude: "he won't come for a drink, hes a jo-ho"

by Ian Parker November 8, 2004

the football factory

only the greatest film of all time, anyone who hasn't seen it must, has many words that they don't even use in London like jog on it also has words that have to definitions

"A snortin', boozin', barney of a film - totally infectious."

"A nose-bursting blow to the senses."

****, Andrew Woods, Loaded
What people say about the film

by Ian Parker November 1, 2004