Ian Chode's definitions

masto

Masturbation - polishing the bishop!

I am engaging in vicious masto!

by Ian Chode May 6, 2007

pimpster

Long form of pimp, a person who brokers prostitutes.

You are a pimp.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

negritude

The extent to which somebody may be said to be, or want to be, black.

He had natural rhythmn and a 12 inch cock, such was his negritude.

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

Private Eye

Satirical British magazine edited by Ian Hislop which specialises in exposing highbrow political scandal and making cheap nob gags. Very funny and well worth reading.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

do a Morecambe

I heard this phrase at the Comedy Store in London when an old man was performing at the gong show. I can only presume that the heckle "Do a Morecambe" meant to have a heart attack whilst performing, as did the much-loved British comedian Eric Morecambe, who many would consider to be one of the greatest comedians of all time. (Although technically Mr Morecambe had his heart attack in the wings after the show.)

Old stand-up: "..."
Heckler: "Do a Morecambe!"

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

fiblet

A small lie.

Anyone who says they weren't scared on D-Day is telling fiblets.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2004

testics

Testicles; gonads, balls, nads.

Ooooh me testics!!!

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003