Ian Chode's definitions

coprophotophobia

An inability to have a shit with the light on.

Apparently he suffered from coprophotophobia, but he kept us in the dark about it.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

dicksplat

1. Sperm, especially when it lands somewhere.
2. An idiot.

That guy with the security camera is a fucking dicksplat!!!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

nob band

An idiot, a complete prat.

That guy was a fucking nob band.

by Ian Chode August 7, 2006

offload

Verb meaning to ejaculate.

I managed to offload on her tits.

by Ian Chode May 19, 2005

botty hymen

A mythical anatomical structure which is removed when one gets one's brown wings.

JOHNNY FAGGOT: He ruptured my botty hymen. Oooh!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

wazzicle

1. A toilet, especially a urinal. (From wazz, to urinate.)
2. An icicle made of urine, possibly falling from the sky after having been ejected from an aircraft.

1. Where's the wazzicle, I need a slash.
2. I got hit by a wazzicle.

by Ian Chode February 2, 2004

Helmut Lang

A long helmet.

If I was a fashion designer I'd be Helmut Lang, because I have a very long helmet.

by Ian Chode May 2, 2004