Ian Chode's definitions

Dance the chocolate cha-cha in the Bourneville

Verb: to Dances the Chocolate Cha-cha in the Bourneville Boulevard is a very convoluted way of saying that someone is having anal sex. (Bourneville is a UK place near Birmingham where the Cadbury's chocolate factory is based.)

Is he musical? You should see the way he dances the chocolate cha-cha in the Bourneville Boulevard!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

Homosexualite

Surely this would be somebody who aligns themselves with homosexuals, or the homosexual movement (by which I mean the gay lobby, and not the thrusting of a cock up another man's toot toot).

by Ian Chode June 2, 2003

chomp

Same as chump.

James B is a chomp!

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

offload

Verb meaning to ejaculate.

I managed to offload on her tits.

by Ian Chode May 19, 2005

sound

Something that is good.

Yeah, that Simon, he's sound, mate.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

botty hymen

A mythical anatomical structure which is removed when one gets one's brown wings.

JOHNNY FAGGOT: He ruptured my botty hymen. Oooh!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

wazzicle

1. A toilet, especially a urinal. (From wazz, to urinate.)
2. An icicle made of urine, possibly falling from the sky after having been ejected from an aircraft.

1. Where's the wazzicle, I need a slash.
2. I got hit by a wazzicle.

by Ian Chode February 2, 2004