Ian Chode's definitions

beak

A judge or some form of judicial process.

He's up before the beak for being a dodgy geezer.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

Grapes of Wrath

Piles.

My piles are causing me some jip.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

rear admiral

A senior rank in the Navy.

He was promoted to rear admiral

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

backtickler

An uphill gardener.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

woy oy

Similar to oy oy in the UK, but with more sexual overtones. A greeting of recognition, or said to one's friends regarding an attractive member of the opposite sex.

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

waffling

Talking a lot whilst saying very little of any real use.

Justin was waffling for ages, I think he was just trying to pad it out and look clever.

by Ian Chode August 30, 2004

plonkie

A turd.

I did a plonkie!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003