Ian Chode's definitions

poon balloon

So effectively what we're saying here is condom.

Care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

botter

A gentleman who arrives through the back door, a jaxi driver.

He is a botter.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

bummer jacket

A condom used for anal sex. (From "bomber jacket").

He was wearing a bummer jacket.

by Ian Chode February 21, 2005

ponce

To take something from someone with their permission.

Can I ponce a fag? (Where fag = cigarette)

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

chugger

Charity Mugger. One of those people who stands in the street with a big brightly-coloured bib and quite possibly a clipboard soliticing donations to the Feline Liberation Army or some other worthy cause.

Bloody hell, I had to pretend to be on my mobile phone for about ten minutes walking down the High Street to avoid all the chuggers!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

jovo

Short for Jehova's Witness, a denomination of Christianity.

Mark is a Jovo. Nice bloke though.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2005

twist

In the UK, a twist can also be a con.

You twisted me out of a tenner!

by Ian Chode June 19, 2003