Ian Chode's definitions

Nike pikey

A pikey bedecked in Nike clothes.

They are a bunch of Nike Pikeys.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

thwankton

The piece of skin between a gentleman's bollocks and his arsehole. This can also be referred to as the twernt, or sometimes (erroniously) the chode.

Touch my thwankton!

by Ian Chode January 9, 2004

nobsac

Long form of sac. Basically, it's a ballbag, or a scrotum if you prefer.

Kiss my hairy nobsac.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

wonk

Can also be a "policy wonk". A person who looks into all the technical details of implementing a political policy, usually a back-room boy either in a political party or working for the government.

That's the general idea, we'll leave it to the policy wonks to figure out all the details.

by Ian Chode August 30, 2004

poop chute princess

A lady who accepts deliveries via the tradesman's entrance.

She's a real poop chute princess.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

coprophotophobia

An inability to have a shit with the light on.

Apparently he suffered from coprophotophobia, but he kept us in the dark about it.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

dicksplat

1. Sperm, especially when it lands somewhere.
2. An idiot.

That guy with the security camera is a fucking dicksplat!!!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003