Ian Chode's definitions

trowser browser

A poof.

He's a trouser browser.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

cunt hairs

A cunt hair is also used as a very small unit of measurement.

Turn the bass down just a cunt hair.

by Ian Chode February 22, 2004

Chalfonts

Piles. Rhyming slang for Chalfont St Giles, a place in the UK.

Oooh, me Chalfonts.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

minjita

An asian lesbian.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

turnip

Very much a "root" vegetable, used in BlackAdder TV series with penile overtones. May descend from use of navo in Spanish.

Suck my turnip!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

botty chunder

Shit; faeces.

It's a load of botty chunder!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

masto

Masturbation - polishing the bishop!

I am engaging in vicious masto!

by Ian Chode May 6, 2007