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pelvis pulveriser

A practicioner of vicious sexual intercourse, often homosexual.
He was a pelvis pulveriser. That's why I'm in a wheelchair.
by Ian Chode March 20, 2004
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crapper tapper

One who praises penis and worships willy.
by Ian Chode April 3, 2003
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Quim

Female genitalia - this word is Welsh and is deeply offensive to Welsh speakers.
by Ian Chode April 18, 2003
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curtain twitcher

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.
She is a right old curtain twitcher.
by Ian Chode June 17, 2006
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shit tinted spectacles

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.
Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!
by Ian Chode September 17, 2003
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farmers

My farmers are killing me, I might have to get them shoved back in with a knitting needle, vicar.
by Ian Chode April 8, 2003
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turd tobogganist

A brown-ending meat sludge luge expert.
You are a turd tobogganist!
by Ian Chode November 23, 2003
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