Ian Chode's definitions

tight end

1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has not been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love. (See also wide receiver).

He was the best tight end I've ever seen.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

global hypercolour

T-shirts (or other clothing) that change colour according to how hot the wearer's body is. Popular in the 1990s. Failed invention due to fundamentally silly idea. See also midget cream.

Marc's T-shirt was made of global hypercolour. Then he went to prison.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

whacked up on goofballs

To be intoxicated with a drug. See hepped up on goofballs.

We spent the afternoon whacked up on goofballs.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

Rodney King

Also has come into usage as a verb, "to Rodney King". As used by D12.

I Rodney King'd him.

by Ian Chode June 11, 2006

ten a penny

UK version of dime a dozen.

by Ian Chode October 24, 2003

prostate prodder

A homosexual who engages in an act of anal sex with another man.

He told the jury he couldn't have done it because he was a prostate prodder.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

press the flesh

To meet people in person, particularly at an event where you can network with other people. The actual pressing of flesh here refers to shaking hands with people.

It's a big event next week, I suppose I'd better go and press the flesh.

by Ian Chode August 12, 2004