Ian Chode's definitions

pelvis pulveriser

A practicioner of vicious sexual intercourse, often homosexual.

He was a pelvis pulveriser. That's why I'm in a wheelchair.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

crapper tapper

One who praises penis and worships willy.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Quim

Female genitalia - this word is Welsh and is deeply offensive to Welsh speakers.

by Ian Chode April 18, 2003

curtain twitcher

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.

She is a right old curtain twitcher.

by Ian Chode June 17, 2006

shit tinted spectacles

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.

Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

farmers

Farmer Giles - piles! Cockney rhyming slang.

My farmers are killing me, I might have to get them shoved back in with a knitting needle, vicar.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

turd tobogganist

A brown-ending meat sludge luge expert.

You are a turd tobogganist!

by Ian Chode November 23, 2003