Ian Chode's definitions

dragon wagon

A car, probably a Mercedes or BMW, driven by a sour-faced middle-aged woman who drives like a complete stuck up bitch.

Holy shit, mind that dragon wagon.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

steek

Steeks also tend to drive souped-up yet still-crap cars, often Vauxhall Nova SRs. These may properly be termed "steek-mobiles".

Look at those Steeks in Sutton driving their Steek-mobiles!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Cockfosters

1. A termination point for the Picadilly Line tube in London.

2. A nutritious, if somewhat salty beverage designed to create excitement in the ladies. However, whilst Fosters is lager, Cockfosters is bitter!

Drink my Cockfosters!

by Ian Chode July 23, 2003

snot

Nasal mucus.

I am full of snot today.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

chi chi man

Incidentally, and possibly connected, Chi is Burmese for shit.

Ne ma sappa go chi (You lick your mother's c*** and it tastes of shit.)

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

pelvis pulveriser

A practicioner of vicious sexual intercourse, often homosexual.

He was a pelvis pulveriser. That's why I'm in a wheelchair.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

Farmer Giles

Piles. Cockney rhyming slang, often abbreviated to Farmers.

Ooooh, me fackin' farmers!

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003