Ian Chode's definitions

Explode

Of a penis: to ejaculate.

Mr A: My cock exploded and covered her in jizz. In fact, it caused her a middle ear infection.
Mr B: Slag!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

sausage

The act of having sex.

They were up all night having sausage. See Blackadder the third ("Sausage Time!")

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

bogey

Runny mucus is snot, a bogey is a somewhat harder and crustier critter, but still dried snot.

by Ian Chode June 12, 2003

navo

Spanish for turnip, which in Gibraltar at least can be used to mean dick. Correct spelling is nabo.

Comeme el navo! (Eat my dick!)

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

Schniedel

German word for penis.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

turd tobogganist

A brown-ending meat sludge luge expert.

You are a turd tobogganist!

by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

woy oy

Similar to oy oy in the UK, but with more sexual overtones. A greeting of recognition, or said to one's friends regarding an attractive member of the opposite sex.

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003