3 definitions by I_L0v3_T1gHt_A$1An_CuNt_

Wanker

A (mainly) British insult used to offend and humiliate someone who wanks (masturbates) because they can't get laid, either because they're fugly, fat, have terrible B.O., fart a lot, suck too many cocks or French, no wait, just French.

How to stop being a Wanker:
1. Become Keith Richards.

by I_L0v3_T1gHt_A$1An_CuNt_ April 14, 2017

Cunt

A woman's genitals.
Also

I'm gonna slip my fingers right up inside her shaven, wet cunt.

by I_L0v3_T1gHt_A$1An_CuNt_ April 14, 2017

Head Cleaner

Someone who swallows the head-cheese of someone else's cock. Usually used as an insult.

Person 1: I'm not gay!
Person 2: Yes you are, you fucking head-cleaning faggot cunt! You love gobbling on crusty cock-snot you fucking head cleaner queer!

by I_L0v3_T1gHt_A$1An_CuNt_ April 14, 2017