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Shaylee is a genuine person once you get to know her but from a mile away she seems like a jerk. She is a broken clock waiting to be fixed but by the time you finish fixing her she’s actually ruined as you’ve put the screws in the wrong spot or a spring has popped out of place, don’t replace her with a new clock though as she has already been replaced In the heart. Don’t laugh at her while you’re in-front and she’s meters away struggling to breathe. Don’t laugh at her when she expresses the way she feels. Don’t laugh at her when she tells you a joke and doesn’t laugh at it herself. Don’t ever laugh at her. She understands what she had done and knows that it might be funny leave the laugh until she can’t see. Don’t betray her trust and leave her with trust issues lift the trust slowly and tell her about your own feelings, if you like her, tell her she’ll be truthful about you. Don’t toy around with her emotions they aren’t objects, like herself. Don’t use her as an object. Don’t even use her she is not a one way ticket. Shaylee is different.
Shaylee told me how she feels today. I guess I tried to fix her and it didn’t work, she’s still the same.
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