3 definitions by IDONTEXIST

Bald Eagle Butthole Licker

Someone who loves freedom and George Washington but also is openly a freak. Has licked a butthole in their day just to know the taste and for the thrill.

Did you hear Johnny had sex wearing Abe Lincoln boxer briefs? Yeah - he’s a real
Bald Eagle Butthole Licker

by IDONTEXIST February 20, 2019

A person who loves dogs/has a dog.

“Oh, you’re a dogger, personally I like cats, but suit yourself.”

by IDONTEXIST August 3, 2022

The sense of utter disappointment after watching a video on YouTube that you believed or were led to believe was awesome.

That new PewdiePie video gave me YouTuber's remorse.

by IDONTEXIST December 31, 2014