IAssasinatedJFK's definitions

JFK

Some guy who got assassinated LOLZ!1!11!1

I killed JFK and escaped the feds guys!
Somebody get the FBI!

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

Venezuela

The country where I buy all my cocaine and meth

I went to Venezuela to buy drugs a few weeks ago.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 22, 2023