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Beeftits

Very large and unattractive breasts. Usually found on 'hefer' like women in excess of 250 pounds. Beef tits are large flabs of flesh that pancake and hang uselessly against the body of the horribly unattractive woman they are attached to. They typically have large stretched out nipples that are about the size of a CD, and allthough I've never come into contact with any, I reckon they stink! (due to the fact that the woman cannot lift them to clean under them properly)
Holy fuck that fat cow of a woman has some huge "beeftits"
by Ian December 7, 2003
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DNF

tl;dr : Approx. 14 Years

DNF is a unit of time applied to the development of a computer game sequel, or the next title in a series.

The abbreviation expands to: Duke Nukem Forever

This is a unit of time somewhere between "taking forever", "never going to happen," and officially "when it's done". The actual value of DNF is approximately 14 years. The origin is from the severely protracted development of the game of the same name.
guy: "So looks like GTA 6 is about 0.6DNF right now"
other guy: "Yeah, those leaks seem like a good sign though"
guy: "Yeah, but its taking forever"
other guy: "lol"
by ian September 21, 2022
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naster

im gonna go out tonight and pick up a naster
by ian August 10, 2003
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Boozer

you boozer
by Ian September 4, 2003
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white wee wee

Sticky man piss,
Sticky man piss,
Sticky man piss,
John loves the cock.
wa w'wa wa White wee wee
by Ian September 7, 2003
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splunge

An (say in heroic voice)<U>Underwear Smoothie</U>
Man do I need a nice cold splunge.
by Ian September 25, 2003
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crochdot

A particulary hairy spot near ur hmm.. <cough><cough>
ahhhhh man dont show me ur crochdot
by Ian October 1, 2003
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