IAN's definitions

cross town traffic

Not to be confused with the Jimi Hendrix song, cross town traffic, is a deed of love making/ coprophelia/ scat fetish/ poop love in which to lovers/fuckers both drop trough and poop into each others buttholes simultaneously. This act, in its purest form, is physically impossible, however, in theory it can one of the most beautiful acts of love making that ever existed.

HEY! BRO! me and that girl last night was KARAZEE we fucking partook in cross town traffic all night all over the frat house.

SISTA, SISTA, SISTA, I nabbed me some hawt white boy dick last night and we scatted, tossed each others salads and even did this crazy ass white boy thing called cross town traffic. To say the least I was thorougly satisfied.

by ian September 26, 2007

shitdick

you have a penis shaped poo

Daniel Nicholls

by Ian April 9, 2003

nirgin

a person who has had sex.

All those girls over there are nirgins.

by Ian December 25, 2004

Islamajew

A child who was produced from one Islamic parent and a Jewish parent.

1. Islamajews are weird people.

by Ian January 5, 2004

harpos

a wonderful, wonderful word that is used to describe someone or something that is below the both the fiscal and social poverty line. generally associated with people who are categorized as white trash or anyone associated with the nascar or the appalachian mountains. this is an incredibly abstract concept and is not solely limited to such a defn. it is constantly changing as social or economic norms and status quos are determined, it is also not limited to white trashyness but other socio-economic derogative language that is based on ethnicity.

dale earnhart, rusty wallace, jeff foxworthy, anyone who drinks moonshine and or steel reserves, mullets, farmer tans and or trucker tans, line dancing, confederate flags, strom thurman, porch sitting, coon hunting, pork rinds, wal-mart, k-mart, super k-mart, trailer parks, incest, montanas, joe webb, big and rich, malt liquor in general, popov vodka, the word "pop" when refering to soda-pop, the states of kentucky, west virginia, nebraska, north dakota, south dakota, montana, iowa, idaho, alabama, georgia, texas, or any other state that is the midwest or associated with the bible belt, jesus is also harpos.

by ian July 24, 2008

intergalactic funk berries

chronic marijuana buds so sticky icky that when thrown at a large bay window they immediatly stick to it. that being the only way to tell if you truely purchased genuine USDA approved intergalactic funk berries.

"those intergalactic funk berries we chiefed last night were so intergalactic that i woke up naked with my thumb in your ass."

by Ian June 17, 2006

Boobies

A variety of bees (Apis mellifera) that produce milk.

One has to approach very cautiously when attempting to extract milk from unfamiliar boobies.

by Ian December 7, 2004