IAN's definitions

Railroaded

Anal intercourse of such vehemence that the reciever is pushed forward a significant distance.

Suzy: "Josh f'ing railroaded me right off the bed last night! I almost broke my platella from the fall."

by Ian February 11, 2005

morbid

cool (positively) or sick.

that was so morbid, lets do it again.

by Ian April 4, 2003

chunkmonkey

Ian Gloweczewski; a fag; a dumbass; a cracker; someone in the KKK; fat ass queer; basicly perfers Ian.

Ian you chunkminkey stop setting crosses on fire.

by Ian February 14, 2005

fiat money

Amount of money required to fix your Italian Sports Car

My Ferrari tune-up costs Fiat Money to service.

The Alpha Romeo electical system shorted again. It's going to take Fiat Money to repair

by ian January 16, 2004

Main-sequence Empire

An empire on the verge of collapse, named after a main-sequence star. When a main-sequence star has burned through its hydrogen, it switches to helium and bloats into a red giant, though it's essentially being hollowed out inside. Eventually, because it has lost the mass that could sustain its volume, it collapses. If it was an average-sized star, into a white dwarf, or a black hole if above average.

Its sapped of all its strength but its military, and now its burning that. Like a red giant, its imperial swelling is a sign of decay, not health. And its unsustainable. Collapse is inevitable. Possibly, given its size, into a black hole, which will suck the whole world in after it.

Do you think America is a main-sequence empire that has reached the red giant stage, having burned through its resources, its economic and fiscal vitality, its moral capital?

by Ian December 9, 2004

bog of eternal stench

minge, pie, snatch, puss, fur purse, bat cave, velvet goldmine, tunnel of love, flaps, love dungeon, hole, pokey space, tampon socket, man hole, mingus, soggy moggy, beaver, mott, front bum, fur bucket, cock holster.

He snatched my pie, raked in my fur purse for loose change, rattled my flaps, left a snail trail through my love dungeon and disappeared into the bog of eternal stench.

by Ian April 21, 2004

eenscat

Another name for a guy named ianskate. It's more of a slang term to define his name.

I joked around about eenscat the other day. EEN SCAT!

by Ian November 3, 2004