IAN's definitions

jock

an inhabitant of scotland (UK only)

That bloody kilt-wearing jock...

by Ian April 21, 2005

kreddy

Someone who smokes weed everyday, drinks rum all the time and thinks they're a pirate.

" yo, that kid's baked to shit."
"fucking kreddy."

by Ian April 6, 2005

splunge

An (say in heroic voice)<U>Underwear Smoothie</U>

Man do I need a nice cold splunge.

by Ian September 25, 2003

weed

A green plant god put on the earth for me and you.

Grow buy role smoke enjoy.

by Ian February 2, 2005

sour cream sandwich

when two men are in love and they feel it is the right time to take their relationship to the next level by translating their emotions into physical actions. during this act of love making they both simultaneously ejaculate onto each others chests then proceed to give each other a giant heart-felt hug.

i like sourcream sandwiches .............................. a lot

by ian January 21, 2005

Railroaded

Anal intercourse of such vehemence that the reciever is pushed forward a significant distance.

Suzy: "Josh f'ing railroaded me right off the bed last night! I almost broke my platella from the fall."

by Ian February 11, 2005

bog of eternal stench

minge, pie, snatch, puss, fur purse, bat cave, velvet goldmine, tunnel of love, flaps, love dungeon, hole, pokey space, tampon socket, man hole, mingus, soggy moggy, beaver, mott, front bum, fur bucket, cock holster.

He snatched my pie, raked in my fur purse for loose change, rattled my flaps, left a snail trail through my love dungeon and disappeared into the bog of eternal stench.

by Ian April 21, 2004