6 definitions by I8ur3.14
The power your mother displays when you stroll into the kitchen after cutting school and being at your homies house all day playing Fortnite. You are confident that you got away with it...
But mom looks you in the eye and says, "long day at school, dear?"
But mom looks you in the eye and says, "long day at school, dear?"
Tween 1: "How did my mom find out that I cheated on my English quiz? I was so careful not to say anything to anyone, and I erased our conversations about it!
Tween 2: I don't know, dude. I didn't say nuthin'! Maybe she is" Momniscient."
Tween 2: I don't know, dude. I didn't say nuthin'! Maybe she is" Momniscient."
by I8ur3.14 March 28, 2020
n. The unsightly eruption of pimples, boils, cysts, fever blisters or any other type of rash exclusive to the region of one's face that in today's culture, is required to be covered, so as to not transmit any sort or germ. (Esp. the dreaded COVID-19)
Affected dude #1: "Omg bruh, isn't it ironic that I'm so glad to have this mask to cover my nose and mouth so nobody can see this nasty-ass Mascne that wearing this mask over my face has caused?"
Affected dude #2: "Totally."
Affected dude #2: "Totally."
by I8ur3.14 July 25, 2020
by I8ur3.14 April 3, 2019
by I8ur3.14 April 3, 2019
When you've been blocked by someone on Facebook in retribution for a mutual friend blocking the person who blocked you.
Remember how you blocked Kara yesterday because she kept blowing up your shit? Well, now, I've been blocked by association. Thanks a lot!
by I8ur3.14 March 22, 2019
The perfect phrase to use when you want to insult somebody, but you can't come up with a specific behaviour or physical characteristic of theirs to make fun of.
Dood #1 - Damn man...Caitlin never texts me back!
I've been blowin' her shit up for almost an hour now.
Dood #2 - I know , right? She never hits me back, either! She a lookin-ass bitch fo' sho'!
I've been blowin' her shit up for almost an hour now.
Dood #2 - I know , right? She never hits me back, either! She a lookin-ass bitch fo' sho'!
by I8ur3.14 April 26, 2019