2 definitions by I. M. Aword Smith

A man with an exceptionally undersized penis
I need something bigger than that smallwood that you are packing
by I. M. Aword Smith May 18, 2009
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Having Zenon like tendancies
A person who falsely represents his or her wealth is Zenotious.
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