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by I look like a bookshelf October 28, 2019

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legit a fucking closing bracket

John: ")"
Jeff: ")"

by I look like a bookshelf October 28, 2019

National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day

7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.

One stormy night on the Seventh of August;

Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!

by I look like a bookshelf August 7, 2023

omvz

retard lanky cunt who snitches and sours the mood for all within a 10km radius of him. In particular, Indian and Polish people (horrible mix) looks like a skinny ninja turtle with no fighting skills or coolness.

Jeff: "yo john, i legit just snitched on a family of four trying to escape the north korean regime and they just got publically executed lmao"
John: "you're being quite omvzy rn tbh"
Jeff: "wdym?"
John: "YOU FUCKING LANKY SNITCHING CUNT"

by I look like a bookshelf August 29, 2022

oak

Oak is used as a slang word for 'Okay'. It is usually a word that you use to someone that you don't care about, or used even if 'okay' isn't the right word to respond with.

John "Hey man how you doing?"
You "oak".

by I look like a bookshelf October 28, 2019