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Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr

The official name of the Dwarven republic, to the south of Ljósálfheimr

Norden, also known as Álfheimr Norden. This name is based on Germany's official name, Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr, the Dwarven republic, is mistakenly named by humans as Svartálfaheimr, the realm of the dark elves. However, the people there are actually dwarves. This country is an economic powerhouse. Dwarves and elves are both intelligent, but use their intelligence in different ways. Dwarves are practical and realist, while elves are idealists and dreamers. Alfheimir Norden is famous for its institutes for higher learning, and Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr has many industries.

by I'mcrazy March 30, 2023

Sorb Oiram, and Sorb Igiul

Sorb Oiram, and Sorb Igiul, come from two, Mario clones, called Super Mario Sorb, and Super Mario Sorb 2, where "Sorb," is "Bros.," backwards. Super Mario Sorb 2, is not based, on the US Super Mario Bros. 2, also known in Japan, as Super Mario USA, but on Super Mario Bros. Japan, now known as Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels. Sorb Oiram, and Sorb Igiul, are Mario Bros, and Luigi Bros, backwards. These are, the two factions, of Mario fans.

The fighting, between the Sorb Oiram, and Sorb Igiul, lead to a crisis, in Mario fandom. Who is better? Mario, of Luigi? A joke!

by I'mcrazy February 6, 2024

Deedlit of covenant

A Deedlit of covenant, is my joke, on deed of covenant, a British term, which according, to the Oxford leaner's dictionary, is a legal agreement, where one person, agrees to pay another, for a service. It's also a joke, on Deedlit, a Record of Lodoss War, Japanese anime, elven woman.

Deedlit, when in The UK, decides to make a Deedlit of covenant, and pays Lyle, her current best friend, to keep the peace, on Lodoss island, on planet Forcelia.

by I'mcrazy July 10, 2024

Alfrmal or Alfarmal

Alfrmal, or Alfarmal, is the proper name of the elven language. It's the Norse word for "elf speech." It's also known as Alfrnorsk, or Alfarnorsk, meaning "elf Norse." It originally was written in the Runic alphabet, also known as Futhark. However, when the elves adopted monotheism, they abandoned the Runic alphabet, due to Scriptural prohibitions against witchcraft. Note runes are used in witchcraft. Instead, elves now use the Latin alphabet. There's also another elven language, known as Alfsprache, or Alfdeutsche. This means "elf-german." Elves use both languages.

Foolish Tolkien fans, don't you know the elven language, is actually called Alfrmal or Alfarmal? It's not "Elvish!" Please correct your mistake!

by I'mcrazy March 29, 2023

Saint Joe Biden

Saint Joe Biden, is what liberals, will call President Biden, a century from now.

Let's pray to Saint Joe Biden, humble servant of the Obamachrist, that America is back, and shall rule the cosmos, forever, and ever! Amen!

by I'mcrazy December 6, 2023

Girls Just Wanna Have Rum

"Girls Just Wanna Have Rum" is when Cyndi Lauper, is drunk on beer! This is my joke, on her "Girls Just Wanna Have FuNn!"

Cyndi Lauper, has recently retired. She celebrates, with her friends, and sings: "Girls Just Wanna Have Rum"! Happy retirement, Cyndi Lauper! Your singing, has been, truly a blast!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

Cuntdai

A parody of Hyundai, for porn lovers. Since the official slogan says: "Rhymes with Sunday," and they call it pronounce it Sunday, which sounds like The Hun's Yellow Pages, a porn site.

Prostitutes, ands porn freaks, drive Cuntdai cars.

by I'mcrazy December 4, 2023