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Do you know George YHWH Washington, gave the ancient Israelites, The Ten Commandments? That's why America, shall rule the cosmos, forever, and ever! Amen!
by I'mcrazy December 6, 2023
Get the George YHWH Washingtonmug. The democratization of a despoti,c or totalitarian Asian country, by nuking it to the ground, such as WW2 Japan.
Since conservatives, and liberals, call China a totalitarian murderous regime, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harri,s should give it a Harrytrumanification regimen.
by I'mcrazy April 12, 2022
Get the Harrytrumanificationmug. This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which split The Church, to two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can't all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn't say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.
The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.
by I'mcrazy September 25, 2022
Get the The Precession Controversymug. Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.
Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!
by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024
Get the Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"mug. Disney/Pixar’s “Lightning McQueen,” from the Cars movie series, dressed up as a female, do a drag race, with his friend Mater, also dressed up as a female.
When Drag Lightning McQueen, does a race with his friend Mater, only later he discovers it was Mater's idea, all along!
by I'mcrazy July 18, 2023
Get the Drag Lightning McQueenmug. An Illogical Marian Assumption, is my joke, on the Marian Assumption, a Christian doctrine, where The Virgin Mary, ascended to Heaven. It's also, a joke, on the, illogical assumption, a term, in logic.
The Devil's, Illogical Marian Assumption, is that, he hates The Virgin Mary, so he wants her, to join him, in Hell! A joke!
by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025
Get the Illogical Marian Assumptionmug. The official name of the Dwarven republic, to the south of Ljósálfheimr
Norden, also known as Álfheimr Norden. This name is based on Germany's official name, Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
Norden, also known as Álfheimr Norden. This name is based on Germany's official name, Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr, the Dwarven republic, is mistakenly named by humans as Svartálfaheimr, the realm of the dark elves. However, the people there are actually dwarves. This country is an economic powerhouse. Dwarves and elves are both intelligent, but use their intelligence in different ways. Dwarves are practical and realist, while elves are idealists and dreamers. Alfheimir Norden is famous for its institutes for higher learning, and Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr has many industries.
by I'mcrazy March 30, 2023
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