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Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr

The official name of the Dwarven republic, to the south of Ljósálfheimr

Norden, also known as Álfheimr Norden. This name is based on Germany's official name, Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr, the Dwarven republic, is mistakenly named by humans as Svartálfaheimr, the realm of the dark elves. However, the people there are actually dwarves. This country is an economic powerhouse. Dwarves and elves are both intelligent, but use their intelligence in different ways. Dwarves are practical and realist, while elves are idealists and dreamers. Alfheimir Norden is famous for its institutes for higher learning, and Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr has many industries.

by I'mcrazy March 30, 2023

The Land Between The Rivers

The Land Between The Rivers, is Alfheim's poetic name. It's because Alfheim, means both: "elf home," and "land between the rivers." It corresponds, to modern Bohuslan, in Sweden.

Elven bards, in old days, singed about, The Land Between The Rivers, their chosen homeland.

by I'mcrazy September 12, 2024

George YHWH Washington

George YHWH Washington, is the patriotic American name, for God, of The Bible.

Do you know George YHWH Washington, gave the ancient Israelites, The Ten Commandments? That's why America, shall rule the cosmos, forever, and ever! Amen!

by I'mcrazy December 6, 2023

Harrytrumanification

The democratization of a despoti,c or totalitarian Asian country, by nuking it to the ground, such as WW2 Japan.

Since conservatives, and liberals, call China a totalitarian murderous regime, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harri,s should give it a Harrytrumanification regimen.

by I'mcrazy April 12, 2022

Alfrmal or Alfarmal

Alfrmal, or Alfarmal, is the proper name of the elven language. It's the Norse word for "elf speech." It's also known as Alfrnorsk, or Alfarnorsk, meaning "elf Norse." It originally was written in the Runic alphabet, also known as Futhark. However, when the elves adopted monotheism, they abandoned the Runic alphabet, due to Scriptural prohibitions against witchcraft. Note runes are used in witchcraft. Instead, elves now use the Latin alphabet. There's also another elven language, known as Alfsprache, or Alfdeutsche. This means "elf-german." Elves use both languages.

Foolish Tolkien fans, don't you know the elven language, is actually called Alfrmal or Alfarmal? It's not "Elvish!" Please correct your mistake!

by I'mcrazy March 29, 2023

Saint Joe Biden

Saint Joe Biden, is what liberals, will call President Biden, a century from now.

Let's pray to Saint Joe Biden, humble servant of the Obamachrist, that America is back, and shall rule the cosmos, forever, and ever! Amen!

by I'mcrazy December 6, 2023

Alfheim Norden's Ministry of Culture

Alfheim Norden's Ministry of Culture, based on Denamrk's Ministry of Culture, is the elven nation's tourism site.

Looking at Alfheim Norden's Ministry of Culture stats page, I see there's a sizable populations of humans, and other interesting creatures, visiting Alfhiem Norden. Elves are very friendly and sociable, so this isn't surprising.

by I'mcrazy March 30, 2023