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My Inner Lord Ashura

My Inner Lord Ashura, are my feelings, of self-hatred, of being a mixed race, and also my depression, hopelessness, and fear, which have driven me, many times, to attempt suicide.

Lord Ashura, is a Square Enix villain, from its Makai Toushi Saga/Final Fantasy Legend series, (Gameboy) especially of its first, and second games, and also its Japan, only remake, Saga 2: Hihou Densetsu - Goddess of Destiny. (DS)

The reason why, I say My Inner Lord Ashura, is that he is, Priestess Kai/Ki's mortal enemy. Only by discovering, with a friend, that I am Priestess Kai/Ki, saved me from suicide. Two other friends, say I originally, was a white girl, and will become again soon. This gives me hope!

As I now know, that I am Priestess Kai/Ki, I have conquered, My Inner Lord Ashura, and also my fear of dying, (thanatophobia) as Something Awful, a game BBS, says Priestess Kai/Ki, is immortal. This means I will live forever! Wow!

by I'mcrazy February 6, 2024

Drag Lightning McQueen

Disney/Pixar’s “Lightning McQueen,” from the Cars movie series, dressed up as a female, do a drag race, with his friend Mater, also dressed up as a female.

When Drag Lightning McQueen, does a race with his friend Mater, only later he discovers it was Mater's idea, all along!

by I'mcrazy July 18, 2023

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

The Precession Controversy

This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which split The Church, to two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can't all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn't say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.

The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.

by I'mcrazy September 25, 2022

Illogical Marian Assumption

An Illogical Marian Assumption, is my joke, on the Marian Assumption, a Christian doctrine, where The Virgin Mary, ascended to Heaven. It's also, a joke, on the, illogical assumption, a term, in logic.

The Devil's, Illogical Marian Assumption, is that, he hates The Virgin Mary, so he wants her, to join him, in Hell! A joke!

by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025

Drag queen racing

Men dressed up as women, do drag racing. A joke, on drag queen, and drag racing.

A good time to see drag queen racing, is during Pride Month.

by I'mcrazy July 18, 2023

Uglymobile

An Uglymobile, is what I call, an ugly car. I already mentioned, The Hediousmobile, or what I call, the ugly BMW. An Uglymobile, is another ugly car, the Alfa Romeo.

See an Uglymobile, and an Hideousmobile, drive by!

by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025