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George YHWH Washington

This is the true name of God, as believed by American Jews. God was the first US president.

George YHWH Washington, gave the ancient Israelites, the Ten Commandments. This is why Israel worships America, and wants to become the 51st State.

by I'mcrazy April 12, 2022

Smiley Cyrus The Great

Smiley Cyrus The Great, is a joke on Miley Cyrus, and Cyrus The Great, a Persian Emperor!

What happened to Smiley Cyrus The Great? Why did she change her voice? A tabloid claimed fame's destroying her family! A joke!

by I'mcrazy December 4, 2023

Unchaining The Melody

Unchaining The Melody, is my joke, on The Righteous Brothers', famous "Unchained Melody."

The Righteous Brothers, have succeeded, in Unchaining The Melody, but The Sinful Sisters, their rival, are conspiring, to chain, the melody again! Oh, no!

by I'mcrazy April 17, 2025

Hediousmobile

A Hediousmobile, is a BMW, the world's ugliest car. Instead, of having, a grill, on the front, it has two nostrils, making the vehicle, look like a wild animal.

Want to buy, a Hediousmobile? I know, of a BMW dealership, where you can buy one.

by I'mcrazy April 17, 2025

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

The Precession Controversy

This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which split The Church, to two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can't all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn't say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.

The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.

by I'mcrazy September 25, 2022

Drag Lightning McQueen

Disney/Pixar’s “Lightning McQueen,” from the Cars movie series, dressed up as a female, do a drag race, with his friend Mater, also dressed up as a female.

When Drag Lightning McQueen, does a race with his friend Mater, only later he discovers it was Mater's idea, all along!

by I'mcrazy July 18, 2023