The Righteous Brothers, have succeeded, in Unchaining The Melody, but The Sinful Sisters, their rival, are conspiring, to chain, the melody again! Oh, no!
by I'mcrazy April 17, 2025
Get the Unchaining The Melodymug. by I'mcrazy April 04, 2023
Get the Caca brandmug. Disney/Pixar’s “Lightning McQueen,” from the Cars movie series, dressed up as a female, do a drag race, with his friend Mater, also dressed up as a female.
When Drag Lightning McQueen, does a race with his friend Mater, only later he discovers it was Mater's idea, all along!
by I'mcrazy July 18, 2023
Get the Drag Lightning McQueenmug. The Land Between The Rivers, is Alfheim's poetic name. It's because Alfheim, means both: "elf home," and "land between the rivers." It corresponds, to modern Bohuslan, in Sweden.
by I'mcrazy September 12, 2024
Get the The Land Between The Riversmug. This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which split The Church, to two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can't all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn't say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.
The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.
by I'mcrazy September 25, 2022
Get the The Precession Controversymug. Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.
Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!
by I'mcrazy August 08, 2024
Get the Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"mug. The Alfar Union, alias Alfheim Norden, is the union of, Elven Scandinavian countries. It's named, after the historical Kalmar Union, a mediaeval union, of the kingdoms, of Denmark, Sweden, and Norway. Iceland was part of the union.
The Alfar Union, alias Alfheim Norden, was founded in 1952, in the fairy world, after The Nordic Council's founding, in the same year, on Earth.
by I'mcrazy September 12, 2024
Get the Alfar Unionmug.