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Ljósálfheimr Norden

Ljósálfheimr Norden, is the official name of Alfheim, the elven homeland, of Norse mythology. I got the word "Norden," from the official name of The Nordic Council, an organization of Scandinavian nations. Ljósálfheimr Norden means the Nordic homeland of the light elves.

Ljósálfheimr Norden, is a limited monarchy, ruled by an elven dynasty. The Aesir gave this country its independence, in contemporary times. However, the Aesir, such as Freyr, and Freyja, are still good friends with the elves. Ljósálfheimr Norden, has good relations with Tír na nÓg, ruled by the Tuatha de Danaan, also known as the Sidhe. Tír na nÓg has a famous computier science institute, known as The Sir Charles Babbage, and Lady Ada Lovelace, Institute of Computer Science. Ljósálfheimr Norden has divisions of this institute, and computer-loving elves love studying there.

by I'mcrazy March 29, 2023

Marioan Apparition

Marioan Apparition, is my joke, on the famous Marian Apparition, of a miraculous image, of The Virgin Mary, and a joke, of Nintendo's Mario. This is when you see ,Mario merchandise, in places, where Nintendo gear, are not sold, or even when you see them, in places, which support Nintendo's rivals, such as Microsoft, and Sony.

I saw a Marioan Apparition, in Hallmark, since I saw there, some Toad plushies. I also saw one, in Target, since it has Goomba plushies.

by I'mcrazy February 6, 2024

Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr

The official name of the Dwarven republic, to the south of Ljósálfheimr

Norden, also known as Álfheimr Norden. This name is based on Germany's official name, Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr, the Dwarven republic, is mistakenly named by humans as Svartálfaheimr, the realm of the dark elves. However, the people there are actually dwarves. This country is an economic powerhouse. Dwarves and elves are both intelligent, but use their intelligence in different ways. Dwarves are practical and realist, while elves are idealists and dreamers. Alfheimir Norden is famous for its institutes for higher learning, and Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr has many industries.

by I'mcrazy March 30, 2023

The Land Between The Rivers

The Land Between The Rivers, is Alfheim's poetic name. It's because Alfheim, means both: "elf home," and "land between the rivers." It corresponds, to modern Bohuslan, in Sweden.

Elven bards, in old days, singed about, The Land Between The Rivers, their chosen homeland.

by I'mcrazy September 12, 2024

Chrimbotina Aguilera

I found out, on the Kingdom of Loathing Wiki, (a silly online game site) that Christmas, is called "Chrimbo," in the UK. I looked up Chrimbo, on Oxford Learner's Dictionary, and it says Chrimbo, is the British term, for the secular, and commercialized, version of Christmas. Chrimbotina Aguilera, is my joke, on Christina Aguilera, who also called herself: "Xtina Aguilera."

British Christians, may call Christina Aguilera, Chrimbotina Aguilera, if they think, she's too worldly, and not a good Christian woman, as her name, says. (Note "Christina," means: "Christian woman.")

by I'mcrazy July 10, 2024

Unchaining The Melody

Unchaining The Melody, is my joke, on The Righteous Brothers', famous "Unchained Melody."

The Righteous Brothers, have succeeded, in Unchaining The Melody, but The Sinful Sisters, their rival, are conspiring, to chain, the melody again! Oh, no!

by I'mcrazy April 17, 2025

Smiley Cyrus The Great

Smiley Cyrus The Great, is a joke on Miley Cyrus, and Cyrus The Great, a Persian Emperor!

What happened to Smiley Cyrus The Great? Why did she change her voice? A tabloid claimed fame's destroying her family! A joke!

by I'mcrazy December 4, 2023