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The Land Between The Rivers

The Land Between The Rivers, is Alfheim's poetic name. It's because Alfheim, means both: "elf home," and "land between the rivers." It corresponds, to modern Bohuslan, in Sweden.

Elven bards, in old days, singed about, The Land Between The Rivers, their chosen homeland.

by I'mcrazy September 12, 2024

Uglymobile

An Uglymobile, is what I call, an ugly car. I already mentioned, The Hediousmobile, or what I call, the ugly BMW. An Uglymobile, is another ugly car, the Alfa Romeo.

See an Uglymobile, and an Hideousmobile, drive by!

by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025

Lady Caca's House of Pussy

I have a name for Lady Caca's recent movie: House of Pussy! This is also what will happen if Lady Caca buys The Playboy Mansion! (I think it already was sold, but I don't know to whom.)

Lady Caca's House of Pussy, Is Lady Caca's new movie.

by I'mcrazy April 12, 2022

Alfar Union

The Alfar Union, alias Alfheim Norden, is the union of, Elven Scandinavian countries. It's named, after the historical Kalmar Union, a mediaeval union, of the kingdoms, of Denmark, Sweden, and Norway. Iceland was part of the union.

The Alfar Union, alias Alfheim Norden, was founded in 1952, in the fairy world, after The Nordic Council's founding, in the same year, on Earth.

by I'mcrazy September 12, 2024

Boo Diddly Squat

"Boo Diddly Squat" is my second Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun" joke. "Boo Diddly," is a Super Mario Bros. series, ghost enemy. "Soak Up The Sun," mentions her job, "doesn't pay diddly squat," meaning it doesn't pay her enough. In this case, Sheryl Crow, in the Mario's Mushroom Kingdom, is angry, that Boo Diddly's doesn't get paid, for working for Koopa Bowser! A joke!

Sheryl Crow, is angry, that a Koopa Bowser minion, a ghost, is paid "Boo Diddly Squat" despite being, a great employee, of this boss! A joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

Illogical Marian Assumption

An Illogical Marian Assumption, is my joke, on the Marian Assumption, a Christian doctrine, where The Virgin Mary, ascended to Heaven. It's also, a joke, on the, illogical assumption, a term, in logic.

The Devil's, Illogical Marian Assumption, is that, he hates The Virgin Mary, so he wants her, to join him, in Hell! A joke!

by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025

Drag queen racing

Men dressed up as women, do drag racing. A joke, on drag queen, and drag racing.

A good time to see drag queen racing, is during Pride Month.

by I'mcrazy July 18, 2023