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Boo Diddly Squat

"Boo Diddly Squat" is my second Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun" joke. "Boo Diddly," is a Super Mario Bros. series, ghost enemy. "Soak Up The Sun," mentions her job, "doesn't pay diddly squat," meaning it doesn't pay her enough. In this case, Sheryl Crow, in the Mario's Mushroom Kingdom, is angry, that Boo Diddly's doesn't get paid, for working for Koopa Bowser! A joke!

Sheryl Crow, is angry, that a Koopa Bowser minion, a ghost, is paid "Boo Diddly Squat" despite being, a great employee, of this boss! A joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

Chrimbotina Aguilera

I found out, on the Kingdom of Loathing Wiki, (a silly online game site) that Christmas, is called "Chrimbo," in the UK. I looked up Chrimbo, on Oxford Learner's Dictionary, and it says Chrimbo, is the British term, for the secular, and commercialized, version of Christmas. Chrimbotina Aguilera, is my joke, on Christina Aguilera, who also called herself: "Xtina Aguilera."

British Christians, may call Christina Aguilera, Chrimbotina Aguilera, if they think, she's too worldly, and not a good Christian woman, as her name, says. (Note "Christina," means: "Christian woman.")

by I'mcrazy July 10, 2024

Hediousmobile

A Hediousmobile, is a BMW, the world's ugliest car. Instead, of having, a grill, on the front, it has two nostrils, making the vehicle, look like a wild animal.

Want to buy, a Hediousmobile? I know, of a BMW dealership, where you can buy one.

by I'mcrazy April 17, 2025

Unchaining The Melody

Unchaining The Melody, is my joke, on The Righteous Brothers', famous "Unchained Melody."

The Righteous Brothers, have succeeded, in Unchaining The Melody, but The Sinful Sisters, their rival, are conspiring, to chain, the melody again! Oh, no!

by I'mcrazy April 17, 2025

Smiley Cyrus The Great

Smiley Cyrus The Great, is a joke on Miley Cyrus, and Cyrus The Great, a Persian Emperor!

What happened to Smiley Cyrus The Great? Why did she change her voice? A tabloid claimed fame's destroying her family! A joke!

by I'mcrazy December 4, 2023

George YHWH Washington

This is the true name of God, as believed by American Jews. God was the first US president.

George YHWH Washington, gave the ancient Israelites, the Ten Commandments. This is why Israel worships America, and wants to become the 51st State.

by I'mcrazy April 12, 2022

Ljósálfheimr Norden

Ljósálfheimr Norden, is the official name of Alfheim, the elven homeland, of Norse mythology. I got the word "Norden," from the official name of The Nordic Council, an organization of Scandinavian nations. Ljósálfheimr Norden means the Nordic homeland of the light elves.

Ljósálfheimr Norden, is a limited monarchy, ruled by an elven dynasty. The Aesir gave this country its independence, in contemporary times. However, the Aesir, such as Freyr, and Freyja, are still good friends with the elves. Ljósálfheimr Norden, has good relations with Tír na nÓg, ruled by the Tuatha de Danaan, also known as the Sidhe. Tír na nÓg has a famous computier science institute, known as The Sir Charles Babbage, and Lady Ada Lovelace, Institute of Computer Science. Ljósálfheimr Norden has divisions of this institute, and computer-loving elves love studying there.

by I'mcrazy March 29, 2023