9 definitions by I'm_Immensley_bored
When you shove a shoe up your partners arsehole and casually teabag their face whilst eating a Mr whippy and listening to ragtime music
"yes we had a flower pussy"
by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021
"the absolute desperation"
by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021
A girl who accuses you of attacking her with a hairdryer outside of a hotel and denying it when you confront her.
by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021
Two pairs of identical twins bang eachother in synchronisation within a room full of mirrors. Usually involving double sided dildos and nipple clamps.
There will usually be a large horny audience to watch the mirroring and cheer them on whilst masturbation.
There will usually be a large horny audience to watch the mirroring and cheer them on whilst masturbation.
by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021
by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021
Neglecting your child. Allowing your relatives to look after them for most of the time because you want to get drunk and high all the time. Proceeding to abandon your child because you want to go to a barbecue which is much more important than your child, right?
Continuing to haunt your child by constantly making outrageous claims to the police in order to ruin their life.
Continuing to haunt your child by constantly making outrageous claims to the police in order to ruin their life.
"she really just left her kid to get drunk and high all the time. A barbecue is not as important as a child."
"and she is continuing to haunt them by constantly making outrageous claims to the police."
"Are they trying to ruin that kid's life? That's so cruel."
"Isn't there a word fir this peculiarly specific situation. "
"yeah, the leanne move."
"and she is continuing to haunt them by constantly making outrageous claims to the police."
"Are they trying to ruin that kid's life? That's so cruel."
"Isn't there a word fir this peculiarly specific situation. "
"yeah, the leanne move."
by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021