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The hottest man alive in LA CA, he got a huge shlong, very thicc. He got a cute face and a nice pack. He plays sports and is rlly charming. Hes going to steal your girl. He’s also a really good friend and once you meet him you can’t let go.
Girl 1: hey did you see that new kid

Girl 2: ya Eitan he’s so hot

Girl 1: I call him first

Guy 1: nahh he’s mine 😏😏
Girls 1&2: sus
by I don’t know AHAHAH December 22, 2020
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