1 definition by I LOVE SATAN Drew and Ben
The god damn motha fuckin thing living in the god forsaken motha fuckin woods behind Ben's motha fucking god damn house that makes horrible god damn noises that makes you wanna slit your throat while chsing you through the woods.
*Complete silence the entire time*
*Ben stops*
Ben-"This would be the perfect time to summon Satan. Middle of the night and complete silence."
*Continue walking*
Drew-"Yea, and to do your contract with Satan for your soul."
Ben-"Hm?"
Drew-"And to do your contract with Satan for your soul."
*Tree branches break and leaves rustle close by*
Ben-"Shhh!"
Drew-"What the fuck is that?"
*The most horrible, demonic, thrashing noise you can possible imagine*
*Searching the area with the flashlights for the source of this horrible sound which we cannot see...*
Drew-"Oh what the fucking hell..."
Ben-"Holy shit."
Drew-"OH FUCK THIS SHIT! IM OUT OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!"
*Start running through the trees and bramble getting cut up but not caring*
*Get back inside*
Drew-"What the fuck what that?!"
Ben-"I have no fucking clue!"
*Ben stops*
Ben-"This would be the perfect time to summon Satan. Middle of the night and complete silence."
*Continue walking*
Drew-"Yea, and to do your contract with Satan for your soul."
Ben-"Hm?"
Drew-"And to do your contract with Satan for your soul."
*Tree branches break and leaves rustle close by*
Ben-"Shhh!"
Drew-"What the fuck is that?"
*The most horrible, demonic, thrashing noise you can possible imagine*
*Searching the area with the flashlights for the source of this horrible sound which we cannot see...*
Drew-"Oh what the fucking hell..."
Ben-"Holy shit."
Drew-"OH FUCK THIS SHIT! IM OUT OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!"
*Start running through the trees and bramble getting cut up but not caring*
*Get back inside*
Drew-"What the fuck what that?!"
Ben-"I have no fucking clue!"
by I LOVE SATAN Drew and Ben April 24, 2005