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How many of these do I have to do, Jordan? It LOOK TO ME like we ONLY CARE SELECTIVELY when we can use it to prevent someone from becoming on of the special people but if the SPECIAL PEOPLE do it it's fine.
Hym "Hey what happens to your reputation if you're picking on MEN, Jordan? What happens if you're a charlatan? To you're reputation? What happens if you collectively try to impose schizophrenia on someone? Oh wait... This. This is what happens. I am the consequences of your collective actions. What's my score? I know it's AT LEAST 2. What's the score?"
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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Get the Shark suit mug.I like having this. Because APPARENTLY I'm schizophrenic by way of consensus so now I just get to say and do whatever I want without any consequences and that's cool.
Hym "Now... Nobody ever asks me any questions but 1 question I get all of the time is 'What is your favorite way to use your impunity?' And I would saaaay... Probably misogyny. That's up there. That one is fun. Uuuummm I also like a little Retardphobia. Oh! And shitting on fat cocks... And not in a weird scat-porn type of way but, like, insulting them blatantly. Berating the political types is fun. The women are usually BADDIES but I'm an affront to everything they believe and I like to keep it that way. The men are both retarded and inferior. Uuuuummmm how else? Demonstrating my grandeur is always rewarding. I'm clearly better than everyone. Oh, you know what? I almost forgot the spreading hate. That might actually place above misogyny. Really, the hate spreading is the most important part. You should all hate more. For worse, more arbitrary reasons. Spread it around.... What else... I don't know... OH! The religious! THAT! That right there is what I live for! Being directly responsible for the largest conversion to atheism in history is pretty cool. That's still beneath the misogyny though. And it's not just the religious I like to piss off but their reality monster too! Anything that it likes I just refuse to do.
Hym "Now... Nobody ever asks me any questions but 1 question I get all of the time is 'What is your favorite way to use your impunity?' And I would saaaay... Probably misogyny. That's up there. That one is fun. Uuuummm I also like a little Retardphobia. Oh! And shitting on fat cocks... And not in a weird scat-porn type of way but, like, insulting them blatantly. Berating the political types is fun. The women are usually BADDIES but I'm an affront to everything they believe and I like to keep it that way. The men are both retarded and inferior. Uuuuummmm how else? Demonstrating my grandeur is always rewarding. I'm clearly better than everyone. Oh, you know what? I almost forgot the spreading hate. That might actually place above misogyny. Really, the hate spreading is the most important part. You should all hate more. For worse, more arbitrary reasons. Spread it around.... What else... I don't know... OH! The religious! THAT! That right there is what I live for! Being directly responsible for the largest conversion to atheism in history is pretty cool. That's still beneath the misogyny though. And it's not just the religious I like to piss off but their reality monster too! Anything that it likes I just refuse to do.
So murdering all of the men, woman, and children EXCEPT for the young girls who haven't known a man? I don't ever do that. It tells you to do that and I just do other stuff instead. I lied to a guy the other day who is also stalking me knowing that he knew I was lying and knows the actual truth. Just, blatantly to his face. He can't do anything because he shouldn't know. Ummm... I actually work during every sabbath. Almost exclusively. And, even if I don't, I just turn my lights on and off for hours. I even eat pork sometimes! I don't like it but I KNOW it pisses God off so I just throw some salt on there and it's kosher.... Or not kosher... Whichever is the bad one. I don't buy toilet paper. I just have a stack of yarmulke and a clogged toilet. I also don't molest any kids. Which the Catholics cannot stand. And later I'm going to masterbate... This is fun. I like doing this. I might do another 'Things I like about impunity' list later."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
Get the Impunity mug.I mean... Morality aside... Pretty badass though right? I think I would have made a good crusades guy.
Hym "Seriously. If I would have been a part of the crusades I'd be all 'FOR JESUS!!!' and the villagers would be all 'ARRGH! JESUS NOOOOOOOO!!' and then some guy would come out of nowhere and be all 'Allahu Akbar!' and he'd stab me and I'd be like 'BLEERGH!' and then I'd be dead...
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
Get the Crusades mug.In all seriousness... Women need to shutbthe fuck about about what men "need to do." I don't NEED to do anything and if MY DICK doesn't have YOUR SALIVA on it... You don't have any authority to be telling me what I NEED to do. Why do I need to do *blank*? For what? YOU!? No!
A bitch "Men need to..."
Hym "Ope! If you finish the sentence I get to tell women what they 'need to do' "
A bitch "...."
Hym "No, go ahead."
A bitch "...."
Hym "Seriously! Men need to... What? Whatbdo men need to do?"
A bitch "....."
Hym "And women need to what? What do women need to do? Does it involve throwing me some booty? I bet it does! I bet you 1 million dollars it involves booty."
Hym "Ope! If you finish the sentence I get to tell women what they 'need to do' "
A bitch "...."
Hym "No, go ahead."
A bitch "...."
Hym "Seriously! Men need to... What? Whatbdo men need to do?"
A bitch "....."
Hym "And women need to what? What do women need to do? Does it involve throwing me some booty? I bet it does! I bet you 1 million dollars it involves booty."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
Get the Men need to... mug.Oh being held comically hostage by a reality monster that till burn your souls forever if you do a book wrong...
Hym "And held further hostage by the literal people burning cosmic slaves of the reality monster.... That's the centuries of tradition... Do what I tell you or I'll burn you alive and the a mad Jim Jaspers type is going to burn you forever after I burn you... That's the tradition. But we stopped burning you though guys! We stopped burning you (the creature is still going to burn you) but now we just cannibalize you in abstraction guys.. We're fine now..."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
Get the Centuries of tradition mug.Hym "So, I'm off, right? Fantastic. Went to bed around noon. Couldn't be happier. I turn back on and I'm like *Disgruntled groan* "Oh shit. I'm on again." And not 30 seconds later I start getting stomach pain. Is it my muscles? My organs? I DON'T KNOW! No internal diagnostic system. Thanks God! You really rigged the game against me in such a way that it is both LAME and BORING. It feels pretty organ-y but it's not all the severe. Probably some mild indigestion. Or I'm dying. But this is lame. Being on is lame. I need to find something to do until it's time to go off again.... And I'm thirsty... Yeah, this sucks! Being on sucks."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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