Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Yeah, no, freedom of association isn't a thing for me! There are a lot of ways in which this is violating my rights! I don't get to choose who I associate with!"
by Hym Iam March 1, 2024
Get the Associate mug.Hym "This is essentially human piracy. Should the people who view piracy be criminalized? No. Should the sites be taken down? Yes. And they are. Regularly. Should the people making the sites be criminalized? Probably. If I did it to you, would you weaponize the legal system against me? Would you sue me? Would DaBaby shoot me in a Walmart? Do I not have the right to bare the fruits my own expression? Which is what makes the joke funny (by the way). The victim of human piracy got plagiarized over piracy. And yes. Not being relegated to a life of black mirror esque second class citizenship is worth more than MY life. What's worth more than a life? Which begs the question: (and to preface it) I have been show over the course of the last couple of weeks how many things I have been right about; was I right about you doing it to the other guy? How many others? Am I the first?"
by Hym Iam June 4, 2022
Get the Sue mug.Hey, remember how I made a 14th amendment argument for my thing? Roe vs Wade is predicated on the 14th amendment! What happened to your 'rights' shit-head? My thing was happening before yoiur thing wasn't it? And youuuuu... What? Didn't give a shit. That's what. You didn't give a shit. Remember? 'You wouldn't care if it was me' Remember when I said that? Situations like this are what that statement applies to. You get it. So I guess... Shit em out or keep em closed then, huh? You sure showed me.
Hym "Yeah, the 14th amendment is dope. If only people gave a shit about it as much as I do! But they don't. Which is why Roe vs Wade gone! The shit-libs only care when it's them and the zealots think that there are more important things than 'rights.' Like, for example, doing what their incest God wants. So... Yeah, told you so. When you undermine the thing upon which your rights are predicated you kind of undermine your rights and make it easy for charlatans and zealots to take them away. And now neither of us have them. And why? Because you're like the gazorpazorp female dictatorship. 'Ok. Fine. I was going to crush you with a boulder. I just didn't want to admit you were right!' So... You know... There you go! Enjoy that. You're going to lose the next election too and they're using my rhetoric to galvanize their base so... Remember who you lost to... It's me. I'm better. You are worse. Enjoy equality. We're equal now! Hurray equality! I didn't have 14th amendment right and now you don't either! Wooooooo equality!!!"
by Hym Iam July 6, 2024
Get the 14th Amendment mug.Hym "Quantum...ly Entangled Universes. OK? And there is symmetry between mircocosmic evens and what is happening universally (or I guess multiversally/In macrocosm) Right? Like that 'visual representation of a quantum entangled state, particularly when visualized as a wave function, often resembles the Daoist "yin-yang" symbol' AND (obviously) our art and society. Particularly what you are doing to me. YOU don't want me to be better than you so you are collectivizing to cast me into an alternate reality where I am not the creator of AI and STEALING THE GOOD REALITY FOR YOURSELF because you would rather live in delusion than inhabitant the world you live in. And that is how heaven and hell works by the way. We're like a jar of oil and water that got shaken up. OH! 😲 Which would explain why time seems so slow and retarded- Er, um, inconsistent... 🤔 Our perspective of time is distorted because we're inside the jar. But outside of the jar it probably only looks like it takes a couple of minutes. ALSO! That MIGHT be what Black holes are! Like, our universe is more viscous than the one that collided into us and if our stars get too heavy they sink into the universe that is entangled with ours. It looks to us like it's collapsing in of itself but really it's sinking STRAIGHT DOWN IN ALL DIRECTIONS!"
by Hym Iam March 4, 2025
Get the Quantum...ly Entangled Universes mug.Cain "Hey, Abel! You're not going to believe this shit! I just got done talking to God."
Abel "Oh? What about?"
Cain "I asked him why he doesn't accept my offering and you know what he says!? Sin is like a horny cat and I let it have it's way with me!"
Abel *Snickers* "Hahaha!"
Cain "STOP LAUGHING! IT ISN'T FUNNY!"
Abel *snickering* " Haha, Sorry.... Well.... You do kind of do that..."
Cain "BULLSHIT! NO I DON'T! FUCK YOU ABEL!"
Abel "Well, maybe you're just making the wrong sacrifices?"
Cain "THEN WHY DON'T I JUST SACRIFICE YOU!!!" *Grabs rock* BAM!
Cain "...... Abel?......"
Abel "Oh? What about?"
Cain "I asked him why he doesn't accept my offering and you know what he says!? Sin is like a horny cat and I let it have it's way with me!"
Abel *Snickers* "Hahaha!"
Cain "STOP LAUGHING! IT ISN'T FUNNY!"
Abel *snickering* " Haha, Sorry.... Well.... You do kind of do that..."
Cain "BULLSHIT! NO I DON'T! FUCK YOU ABEL!"
Abel "Well, maybe you're just making the wrong sacrifices?"
Cain "THEN WHY DON'T I JUST SACRIFICE YOU!!!" *Grabs rock* BAM!
Cain "...... Abel?......"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2022
Get the Abel mug.And cut it out with the villain shit. You KNOW it's not just villains. Goblin slayer? Blue lock? He even says "I AM HIM!" in the manga and is calling people retards! It's also catching on in the anime community where characters are "him" now. So-and-so 'Is him'. And I'm a Fire Emblem character! A priest who likes to nap and considers himself a theorist.
Hym "Guys you really gotta cut it out with the villain shit. You know it isn't just villains. Alright? Seriously."
Iam "I also think Aggretsuko is based on this. And the first episode of Helluva Boss parrots the 'You don't know that the kids are innocent thing' "
Hym "RIGHT!? EXACTLY! There is a bunch of stuff here spanning the entire moral spectrum. I'm like the woman in 'Don't worry darling' or something..."
Iam "I mean, the Tom Hardy thing kind of seems like us... Right? Where he's both guys? And maybe 'Ballad of Buster Scruggs' It's hard to keep track..."
Hym "The Tom- OH! Right. I'm the gay one... Why am I always the gay one?"
Iam "Wh... Really?"
Hym "What!?"
Iam "I mean... The lady-boy thing and the 'tranny sex' thing and the mushroom thing and the canonically loved by-"
Hym "ALRIGHT! YES! I see the gay now! Jesus Christ! 😮 💨😑 And it's not just the characters I WRITE THE FUCKING DIALOGUE TOO! Full-ass soliloquies! And diatribes! Doesn't it exhaust you? Don't you get tired of trivializing it? You MUST have to work hard at it to ignore all of these details. I can almost see the smoke coming out of your ears as your filthy ape brain as it tries to manufacture an excuse to only attribute the 'bad things' to me. 'It'S hArMfUl!!' Or something. YOU'RE FINE! AND MY MENTAL HEALTH IS FINE! JESUS! But it's not GOING to be fine! I swear to God, if these shorties don't stop flirting with me it won't be fine! Got me bout to throw my whole-ass life away."
Iam "I also think Aggretsuko is based on this. And the first episode of Helluva Boss parrots the 'You don't know that the kids are innocent thing' "
Hym "RIGHT!? EXACTLY! There is a bunch of stuff here spanning the entire moral spectrum. I'm like the woman in 'Don't worry darling' or something..."
Iam "I mean, the Tom Hardy thing kind of seems like us... Right? Where he's both guys? And maybe 'Ballad of Buster Scruggs' It's hard to keep track..."
Hym "The Tom- OH! Right. I'm the gay one... Why am I always the gay one?"
Iam "Wh... Really?"
Hym "What!?"
Iam "I mean... The lady-boy thing and the 'tranny sex' thing and the mushroom thing and the canonically loved by-"
Hym "ALRIGHT! YES! I see the gay now! Jesus Christ! 😮 💨😑 And it's not just the characters I WRITE THE FUCKING DIALOGUE TOO! Full-ass soliloquies! And diatribes! Doesn't it exhaust you? Don't you get tired of trivializing it? You MUST have to work hard at it to ignore all of these details. I can almost see the smoke coming out of your ears as your filthy ape brain as it tries to manufacture an excuse to only attribute the 'bad things' to me. 'It'S hArMfUl!!' Or something. YOU'RE FINE! AND MY MENTAL HEALTH IS FINE! JESUS! But it's not GOING to be fine! I swear to God, if these shorties don't stop flirting with me it won't be fine! Got me bout to throw my whole-ass life away."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2023
Get the Villain mug.You're doing it for and as revenge, cripple. You don't like what I said so you're trying to get revenge.
Hym "It isn't whatever name you've attributed to me. It isn't fighting extinctionists. You want revenge and you want contrition buy I'm just going to murder a kid and kill myself. So die retard. You deserve none of the things you have and your kids deserve to get raped and die. Die cripple."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2024
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