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Confused

Well now I AM confused...
Hym "Uuuummm... Yeah. I'm confused now. I'm losing track of what's going on. I mean she knows how much I hate karma, right? But I DO love Satanic iconography... Hmmm... Yeah, I'm confused. Like 64% sure I'm getting screwed... Like 77% sure OTHER PEOPLE think I'M screwing THEM over somehow... I'm not quite getting it... 100% sure I am both famous and being surveiled at least during the day... 100% sure I'm a genius... So at least there is some consistency.... I would really like this explained to me... I'm losing the plot a little bit."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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100% sure

Oh! That I'm better than everyone!
Hym "I forgot that one. 100% sure I'm better than everyone. There..." 😮 💨
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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Death bots

OR rogue A.I. controlled death bots... I doubt they are going to care about a trademark... Probably should have cooperated...
Hym "It COULD be aliens... It could also be my death bots... In which case... Yeah... YOU ARE BEING CONQUERED! RESIST AND BE DESTROYED BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *Cough-cough* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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Me+???=

Hym "Did you use my conceptualization of the human mind (i.e. a fraction over 0)? If I where to say to YOU 'A.I. model can't perceive the world because perception needs to be nested in a narrative substrate' WHAT WOULD YOUR RESPONSE BE? NOTHING! FUCKING NOTHING! MINE would be (explicitly) 'Well then, why don't you combine it with the narrative reading A.I. from the company Tawasi and then bifurcate it's functional under the auspices of Ian's work and then combine all 3 with MY conceptualization of the human mind' THAT was MY response! Is THAT what YOU would have said!? NO! Why? Because yeah I'm too lazy to do the math but YOU are nowhere near intelligent enough to do the the abstracting. I'm 1 out of 9 billion. There's no guessing involved. No irony. MINE. Me+???= THAT. I'M THE GUY NOW!"
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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Cogitatiology

There literally isn't a field of study for the think I'm doing here so... I made one. It's the study of thought! Of which I am the leading expert! Greatest mind who has ever lived!
Hym "I should put that on my resume. I have a PhD (kind of) in Cogitatiology, Psychology, and... Others... I'm the world's leading expert. Better than everyone! Buy my book! Only... $23.67 on Amazon. And if you like that! Buy my Genius Seed! Grow your own derivative genius! On sale now for... $599.69+ shipping... And don't touch my celebrities! They're MINE! You cannot have them back!"
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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Welfare

No! No. You know I don't mean I want get rid of it! It's obviously and indictment regarding how men who aren't banging all of the women are treated by society. Because they still pay taxes!
Hym "I could be on welfare right now but I'm not. Why? Because I shouldn't need it. I should be getting carried around on a Xerxes throne..."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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Super Poly

AHAHA! The "Hard out" against Labyrinth players.
Nerd "I actshtivate my twap card!"

Hym "PLAY ON TOUR OWN TURN NERD! SUPER POLY! GARUDA! AHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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