Hym Iam's definitions
Not guilty or something. He's been exonerated. Still not as good of a writer as me BUUUUUUUT technically no one is better. Well, the people who are better are dead. You know, like Shakespeare, Dante, ect. But I'll get there.
Hym "BREAKING! Justin is found innocent. I still wrote half the jokes in Season 3 of Solar Opposites (The highest rated season by far) but at least he didn't do the thing that bitch said he did. And now that you're out, I'd like to, once again, offer my services. Write for your show, fuck you open relationship girlfriend. I'm great at everything! I can do it all. And I'm here if you need me."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023
Get the Justinmug. Hym "Shots fired! Destiny shouldn't be talking shit about anybody though. He looks like he decided to dress up like lil dickie for Halloween and just never stopped. He looks like he stole his goatee from the set of breaking bad. He's one round of chemo away from being the danger. Where is your ex Destiny? Her little ass is TOO fine! Where is she?
by Hym Iam April 20, 2024
Get the Shots firedmug. I answered my own question, didn't I? I actually had several pretty good answers. The dragon age/fight club thing? That one was pretty good.
Hym "Hahahahaha! That's actually the story behind one of my catchphrases! You know what it is? You've probably already heard it but I'll repeat it for you: DON'T TRY AND FAIL! There. Now you know. I answered my own question. But you didn't answer mine... Did you see the maze? You said you were in hell... After you almost died. It sounds like you saw it. You saw it didn't you? What did you do? To stave off the creature? Ooh! I'm so curious! Was it me or was it the creature? I know it's a fan of mine so maybe it liked the idea and used it itself but, boy, am I curious. I have to try not to get a big head. Don't want to make your mistakes and get too big for my britches."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
Get the Answered my own questionmug. So the Catholics... Where DENYING Lgbtq parents... EXPLICITLY for being lgbt (You can veil it in rhetoric by saying "Because kids deserve a mother and a father" but it's literally the same thing it's literally ) And that was fine... But now what they did do the gays is being done to them... And YOU KNOW the Catholics shouldn't be discriminating against them in the first place...
Hym "Getting rid of the catholic foster homes doesn't seem fair to me... BUT you KNOW that they will NOT ONLY refuse to be fair towards people who don't share their world view... But will never be amenable to reason. And now to hoist them by their petard seems like it's unfair to the kids... But how WILL Lgbt kids be treated by the catholic parents? This shouldn't need to be the case. From EITHER of them. One of them is far more tolerant than the other. He wants to frame it AS the Catholics being hiisted by their own petard (and on some level they ARE, in fact, being that) but what REASON is better to deny would-be parents access to foster kids? One of the parents being the wrong gender or how the parents are likely to treat the kids?"
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
Get the Catholic Foster Homesmug. by Hym Iam December 14, 2024
Get the AGImug. Son of a bitch! It’s spelled with a “G”? Mother.... Goddamnit Todd! You know, I spelled it right last time. Damnit!
Hym “Well shit... but I have spelled gerrymandering correctly in the past! Ok!? And I’m pretty sure there is a guitar playing term called jerrymandering. Anywho, you notice that the guy president of Hungary looks like a bloated version of that guy from NCIS? You see it? Look at his face! It’s fat NCIS guy! Hilarious!”
by Hym Iam November 9, 2022
Get the Gerrymanderingmug. Hym "I mean, you're not even willing to pay a guy for his labor to protect kids from getting murdered. You sure as hell don't give a fuck about kids 'seeing gyrating' and are likely to do just as little."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2024
Get the Gyratingmug.