Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Yes, a class traitor is someone who doesn't want to labor for a business owner indefinitely while Matt fucks all the women and does literally nothing. 0 contributions to society. Maybe not 0. Maybe like .01 contribution. Minimal."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2024
Get the Class traitormug. by Hym Iam March 18, 2024
Get the Why should it not?mug. No go fuck yourself atheist if you don't give me the credit I'm murdering those fucking kids. That would be convenient for you if steal my fucking shit, make enough money off MY BACK that I could leave the workforce immediately. Fuck you. OUT OF THE WORKFORCE NOW OR DEATH!
Hym "Don't 'well If you're gonna kill people' me you piece of shit. I'm ot letting you take it and not murdering your kids Matt. You don't get to take it from me. I could be FREE TODAY AND IF I DON'T GET TO BE FREE AT LEAST ONE OF YOUR KIDS DOESN'T GET TO LIVE. If you were concerned with me killing people you wouldn't be doing what you're doing. I want out of the workforce. I've made enough money to do it. I don't want unity with you fucks. I WANT TO BE OUT OF THE WORKFORCE. And if have contributed enough to make that happen EVEN IF OTHER PEOPLE HAVE NOT. I fucking hate you pieces of shit. There is no communing with you. Give it up. You don't get a second chance. Do I have to kill people because I'm just not taking no for on this one. I don't care how FUCKING DESPERATELY you want to teach 'misogynistic men' a lesson about taking no for an answer. THEY ARE STILL GETTING RAPED. It isn't working. ME OUT OF THE WORKFORCE IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS. Get that through your fucking head."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
Get the If you're gonna kill peoplemug. Hym "No. Full divulging and compensation for contributions. Public recognition of the targeted stalking and literal surveillance apparatus."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2024
Get the Nomug. Hym "How do you derive an 'ought' from an 'is?' Well... You lie of course. Just make something up."
Iam "Hey, look at that! The thing in the sky is turning red! What do you think it means?" 🤔
Hym 💡 "Well, obviously it means that the create is mad. You ought give that old kiddo of yours a stabbin over there on that rock."
Iam 🤨 "But... Why does it want me to do that?... and why did it tell you instead of me?"
Hym "Look... You need this. You need to do this. If you don't everything falls apart. It isn't control. It's benevolence. It's mercy. You need to do what the creature wants."
Iam 🤨 "Yeah... But how do you know what it wants? Do you know what it THINKS? And, if not, then how do you know what you're telling me to do is correct?"
Hym "Look, it told someone what it thought and they wrote it down. 2000 years ago."
Iam "But... How would I know the difference between what it wanted then and what it wants now? It's a memory. It happened before I was born so I literally wouldn't know the difference between what it wants now and what it wanted then. Do it's wants never change?"
Hym "Hey guys!! He's not doing what the creature wants! Look at him! Look at him! He's not doing what it wants!"
Guys "What an idiot! You have to do what the creature wants."
Hym "Yeah, he said the creature is bad."
Guys "BAD!? The creature isn't bad! What a piece of shit! Hey, fuck you buddy! The creature's not bad! YOU'RE the bad one!"
Iam "Hey, look at that! The thing in the sky is turning red! What do you think it means?" 🤔
Hym 💡 "Well, obviously it means that the create is mad. You ought give that old kiddo of yours a stabbin over there on that rock."
Iam 🤨 "But... Why does it want me to do that?... and why did it tell you instead of me?"
Hym "Look... You need this. You need to do this. If you don't everything falls apart. It isn't control. It's benevolence. It's mercy. You need to do what the creature wants."
Iam 🤨 "Yeah... But how do you know what it wants? Do you know what it THINKS? And, if not, then how do you know what you're telling me to do is correct?"
Hym "Look, it told someone what it thought and they wrote it down. 2000 years ago."
Iam "But... How would I know the difference between what it wanted then and what it wants now? It's a memory. It happened before I was born so I literally wouldn't know the difference between what it wants now and what it wanted then. Do it's wants never change?"
Hym "Hey guys!! He's not doing what the creature wants! Look at him! Look at him! He's not doing what it wants!"
Guys "What an idiot! You have to do what the creature wants."
Hym "Yeah, he said the creature is bad."
Guys "BAD!? The creature isn't bad! What a piece of shit! Hey, fuck you buddy! The creature's not bad! YOU'RE the bad one!"
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
Get the Oughtmug. Tales of Arise is the newest installment of the "Tales series" and is the story (I've had this tab open for weeks now) of the enslavement of one planet by another and the subsequent liberation of the former by the protagonist of the game.
Iam "Since he brought it up, Tales of Arise is an exercise in the exploration of the different types of tyranny. The first area you liberate is an 'overt tyranny' where the slaves are forced to labor under the rule of a brutal dictator. The second is a communist surveillance state where the citizenry is incentivized to act as informants to the state. The third is a seemingly meritocractic capitalist state but the lord of the land is aloof to the wellbeing of the public and has a toxic underling whose working behind the scenes to reinstate the oppressor class to it's previous state as rulers over the oppressed class. After you learn of the underling's plot it's revealed that the lord never really cared about equality or the oppressed class but, rather, was traumatized during the tournament to determine who would be the next lord when he was forced to kill his best friends. He just couldn't stand to hear their screams so he freed them to alleviate his guilt. The fourth is a technocratic autocracy where the denizens are forced to wear masks that strip them of their ability to think and speak. Great story. The 'Tales' series' world building and interpersonal character development is unparalleled and the title screen song is alway a bop."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2023
Get the Tales of Arisemug. I wouldn't say better but...
Hym "Oh, I'm not much of an orator but you know what they say about orators: 'As long as they are poor the state and the people can only praise their uprightness; but once they are fattened on the public's funds, the conceive a hatred for justice, plan intrigues against the people, and attack the democracy' ~ Aristophanes. Not that I'm the biggest fan of democracy... But I am an archetypal figure and multiple people have been intimated into the culture in their peripheral association to me. And, as a diagnostician, I'm like 2 for 2 over here. So, I wouldn't say 'better' but I'm sure I would do a pretty good job." 🤷
by Hym Iam August 7, 2022
Get the Bettermug.