Hym Iam's definitions

*Whistles* (High tone, Low Tone)

It DOES sound familiar

Hym *Whistles* (High tone, Low Tone) "And I do NOT like... What you are insinuating..."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

Move right past it

Yeah kind of like the blatant stalking and imposed schizophrenia.

Hym "Yeah you want me to move right past it. I'm not going to do it but you CLEARLY want me to do that. How does empathy feel? Is it good? Do you like it? I don't know. I don't do it. Is it like... Dope? Or something? Do you like it?"

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

Justin

Not guilty or something. He's been exonerated. Still not as good of a writer as me BUUUUUUUT technically no one is better. Well, the people who are better are dead. You know, like Shakespeare, Dante, ect. But I'll get there.

Hym "BREAKING! Justin is found innocent. I still wrote half the jokes in Season 3 of Solar Opposites (The highest rated season by far) but at least he didn't do the thing that bitch said he did. And now that you're out, I'd like to, once again, offer my services. Write for your show, fuck you open relationship girlfriend. I'm great at everything! I can do it all. And I'm here if you need me."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2023

2nd use for a pillow

Sex.

Hym "No, not having sex with the pillow you stupid bitch. You put it underneath your ass use it to prop up (much like woman are in society) your lower half further up off the bed to get a wider range of motion (for thrusting) and a better angle on the box. Ya know? So, if you're like, fucking a fattie on an old mattress that has worn down springs in the center... That will help with that... So, yeah... That's 2nd use for a pillow... So, uh... What's this about a beach? You got an Instagram or something? What's going on there?"

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

Scientists

The scientists didn't make the AI though. So, CLEARLY I'm more brilliant than 'the most brilliant scientists in the world'

Hym "Yeah, you have the most brilliant scientists in the world but they weren't about to do the thing some random guy on urban dictionary did so we stole from him and then did an mkultra on him. All to cover up the blatant treason committed by whoever sold the breakthrough to China."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2025

How to hijack the YouTube Algorithm (Part Two)

Use words like: Humiliated. Panic. Backfire. Checkmate. Plan. Lose. Win. Manipulation. Shocking. Truth. Narcissism.

*How to hijack the YouTube Algorithm (Part Two)*

Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! He if I keep saying it then it's true!"

Hym "Your Jew magic doesn't work on me sissy! Oh! OOOH! WHAT'S THIS!? I'M GETTING A MESSAGE FROM GOD! He wants me to kill you all and kidnap all of your virgins! A strange thing for him to want but, I mean, who am I to argue with GOD!?"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2025

Unleash your inner Psychopath

Yeah, I don't think people like that very much...

Hym "Go Iam! Unleash your inner Psychopath!"

Iam "Unleash you? How? Why? Aren't you already unleashed?"

Hym "Yes."

Iam "I don't think people would like that very much."

Hym "I don't think they care either way."

Iam "Well, they don't but that isn't the point."

Hym "What's the point then?"

Iam "Well, they clearly think they are accomplishing something by doing this (because why else would they waste their breath). You antagonizing them isn't making it any better."

Hym "I like to stir the pot. 🤷 I don't really have any stakes in the game because I've been excommunicated. Might as well inspire the masses."

Iam "Well, I'm the one who's paying the price."

Hym "For now. Who knows. The future could be bright. And by bright I mean the world burns down."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2022