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nokia8860

He's the man, he's COMAND, he's Teleaid, he's BNZSport.
by Humpty September 18, 2003
mugGet the nokia8860mug.

bnzsport

The epitome of online Mercedes enthusiasm.
I love Mercedes...

Oh, so you're on BNZSport then!
by Humpty September 16, 2003
mugGet the bnzsportmug.

axe to grind

To have a grievance with someone, especially where one feels the need to seek damaging retribution.

The phrase probably originates from the act of sharpening an axe with a grinding wheel, with the intent (in this definition) to get revenge on someone by maiming or killing them. ;)
"Five years ago that guy stole my idea for an invention and made tons of money off it! I've had an axe to grind with him ever since. My latest invention will put him out of business for sure, you'll see! Muwahahahaha!!"
by Humpty December 9, 2008
mugGet the axe to grindmug.

karebear

A friend that doesn't call you back even after she says she's going to.
Karebear: I'll call you back ok?

Humpty: Ok, bye!

Humpty waits forever...
by Humpty September 18, 2003
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benzsport

A fallen place of community, friends, and commom spirit.
benzsport will always live on in out hearts
by Humpty September 16, 2003
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mahoonies

see wordlong sideburnsword
Love those mahoonies!
by Humpty November 3, 2003
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chocobo

Seems many people are forgetting to mention that this is a character from the Final Fantasy video game series. It's like the dodo in some respects: it isn't real! But yes, it is a big bird, probably based on the ostrich.
Chocobo's came in different colors in Final Fantasy 7.
by Humpty December 12, 2003
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