Humpty's definitions

Masturbate

Put some mayonaise on the knuckle sandwich, shake hands with uncle dick

I was putting some mayonaise on my knuckle sandwich when my mom walked in

by Humpty August 17, 2003

ELO

A shorted way of saying Hello! Often used when you just want to be cute.

Elo! How's it going today?? :)

by Humpty September 16, 2003

bnzsport

The epitome of online Mercedes enthusiasm.

I love Mercedes...

Oh, so you're on BNZSport then!

by Humpty September 16, 2003

benzsport

A fallen place of community, friends, and commom spirit.

benzsport will always live on in out hearts

by Humpty September 16, 2003

jyag

Joint Young Adult Group. A group of Young Adult Christian believes in the bay area.

Let's go to JYAG!

We can check the times on www.jyag.org

by Humpty September 16, 2003

Babylin

The youngest of 4 girls who turns out to be the freakiest of them all! Ugly Duckling.

Dang, that's an ugly pigeon!

No, it's a Babylin

by Humpty September 18, 2003

bsugar

A tasty treat. One whos rubs male leg up and down as well as slaps cheek.

Often mistaken for Mexican, Philipino, Samoan, or Cherokee Indian

Are you baking cookies again?

No, I ran outta bsugar!

Oh, why don't you take some of this guy?

You mean the amigo?

by Humpty September 18, 2003