Humpty's definitions

long sideburns

Mahoonies, titties, boobs. Denniskaicheng style.

That girl has looooonnnnnggg....

Long what Dennis?

Long Sideburns!

by Humpty November 3, 2003

bsugar

A tasty treat. One whos rubs male leg up and down as well as slaps cheek.

Often mistaken for Mexican, Philipino, Samoan, or Cherokee Indian

Are you baking cookies again?

No, I ran outta bsugar!

Oh, why don't you take some of this guy?

You mean the amigo?

by Humpty September 18, 2003

Babylin

The youngest of 4 girls who turns out to be the freakiest of them all! Ugly Duckling.

Dang, that's an ugly pigeon!

No, it's a Babylin

by Humpty September 18, 2003

fongflex

Big Balling Rapper who's also a cutie pie.

Man, gimme some of that Fongflex!!

by Humpty September 18, 2003

karebear

A friend that doesn't call you back even after she says she's going to.

Karebear: I'll call you back ok?

Humpty: Ok, bye!

Humpty waits forever...

by Humpty September 18, 2003

bnzsport

The epitome of online Mercedes enthusiasm.

I love Mercedes...

Oh, so you're on BNZSport then!

by Humpty September 16, 2003

unspecified medical condition

A phrase you can use to get out of a jail sentence, note that you must be Paris Hilton rich for this to be effective.

Paris Hilton: I got to party at home in my mansion while I served my jail sentence because I had an unspecified medical condition; that's hot!

by Humpty June 30, 2007