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Degrence

An advanced, non-human emotional state typically correlated with relaxation and blissful ignorance. Thalasin, an off-the-counter selective neuronic serotonin reuptake inhibitor, is publicly known for re-initiating emotional responses like happiness, sadness, anger, fear, and relief, to combat Advanced Emotional Deterioration (AED). Degrence is usually seen as a result of ingesting one or more tablets of Thalasin+, which has been advertised to cause experiences beyond previous natural capabilities. Individuals usually show signs of degrence after 10-15 minutes of ingestion, followed by unexplainable gutteral sounds seemingly resonating from the inner intestine and vocal chords. Side effects of degrence include animals such as dogs, cats, or any domestic animal capable of hearing beyond human frequencies, reacting sporadically and sometimes even violently to these sounds. The individual who consumed a Thalasin+ tablet may show signs of unresponsiveness and slowed breathing. Individuals may even claim to have grown a third or fourth lung within an hour of ingestion. The individual's face will also contort to an unusual form, showing a pressed mouth, scrunched nose, and relieved closed eyes.
I never thought I would need so much degrence in my life. But thanks to Thalasin+, I can feel all sorts of Eldritch emotions not even perceivable to the human consciousness!
by HumanusAustralis October 29, 2023
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The Land of Milk and Cookies

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.
Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020
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tetr.io

Tetris 99 except shittier. Contains about what you'd expect in an online io game, filled with bots, hackers, tryhards, newbies who can't last 30 seconds without being bombarded with T-Spin doubles and Tetris combos.
Overweight dude: I'm level 390 in tetr.io
Normal person: what the hell is tetr.io
Overweight dude: *proceeds to read Genesis 1 NIV*
by HumanusAustralis August 8, 2021
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gulped

very scarcely used 8 Ball term used when you either make a ball/make the 8 ball and then accidentally making the cue ball as well. This can either make the other persons turn easy or completely lose you the game.
Terrence: Alright your turn
Greg: Okay! Here we go, and... *makes cue ball* AH SHIT.
Terrence: HA you gulped it
by HumanusAustralis May 24, 2022
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kekma.ga

Kekma.net, also known as kekma.ga is a shock troll site which fools many into thinking its a rick roll. It contains vile images, loud amplified screaming, flashing lights, and a cursor change.

Upon visiting kekma, there will be an 18+ warning.

Images include:
- The corpse of a man whose face had been stomped, bloodied, and deformed by a bear
- The corpse of a harlequin baby who is being ejaculated on by a stranger
- A picture of a man squatting above a pool of semi-clotted blood as he drives an industrial screw into his urethra
- The bloody corpse of a hanging, skinned dog
- Cursor is changed to penises in the shape of a swastika

Unpopular sources have claimed to have visited an alternative link called "kekma.gg", although this link does not seem to work anymore
DO NOT go to kekma.ga, it will scar you for LIFE
by HumanusAustralis May 13, 2022
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Tagless Soldier

When you attend a funeral for someone you never even knew.
by HumanusAustralis August 8, 2021
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creeper

Minecraft: a green camouflage-skinned enemy which acts as a suicide bomber, being one of the main causes of death to many new players of this game. Likely the most hated common mob in the game.

Terraria: enemy exclusive to the Brain of Cthulhu boss. Fast moving eyes which beeline towards the player(s). Have relatively low health, yet charge at high numbers with medium damage that can easily kill a player if not careful.
Fun fact: the MINECRAFT CREEPER makes no noise when walking unlike most common mobs, making it very dangerous at night. It also does not burn up during the day like undead mobs.

Fun fact: the TERRARIA CREEPERS are actually the Brain of Cthulhu's first phase and must be killed first in order to damage the boss.
by HumanusAustralis March 31, 2022
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