HumanusAustralis's definitions

Degrence

An advanced, non-human emotional state typically correlated with relaxation and blissful ignorance. Thalasin, an off-the-counter selective neuronic serotonin reuptake inhibitor, is publicly known for re-initiating emotional responses like happiness, sadness, anger, fear, and relief, to combat Advanced Emotional Deterioration (AED). Degrence is usually seen as a result of ingesting one or more tablets of Thalasin+, which has been advertised to cause experiences beyond previous natural capabilities. Individuals usually show signs of degrence after 10-15 minutes of ingestion, followed by unexplainable gutteral sounds seemingly resonating from the inner intestine and vocal chords. Side effects of degrence include animals such as dogs, cats, or any domestic animal capable of hearing beyond human frequencies, reacting sporadically and sometimes even violently to these sounds. The individual who consumed a Thalasin+ tablet may show signs of unresponsiveness and slowed breathing. Individuals may even claim to have grown a third or fourth lung within an hour of ingestion. The individual's face will also contort to an unusual form, showing a pressed mouth, scrunched nose, and relieved closed eyes.

I never thought I would need so much degrence in my life. But thanks to Thalasin+, I can feel all sorts of Eldritch emotions not even perceivable to the human consciousness!

by HumanusAustralis October 29, 2023

Bob the Builder

When you're having sex with a girl, and then you introduce her to a bunch of random guys who are complete strangers, but you address them with the names of all characters sung in the Bob the Builder theme song.

Girl: oh yeah that feels good and stuff that girls say during sex wait a minute who are these 9 guys

Guy: dude i dont know wtf

Also guy:

SCOOP MUCK AND DIZZY, AND ROLLY TOO, LOFTY AND WENDY, JOIN THE CREW,
Bob and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done

Bob the Builder

by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020

Tagless Soldier

When you attend a funeral for someone you never even knew.

tagless soldier

by HumanusAustralis August 8, 2021

tetr.io

Tetris 99 except shittier. Contains about what you'd expect in an online io game, filled with bots, hackers, tryhards, newbies who can't last 30 seconds without being bombarded with T-Spin doubles and Tetris combos.

Overweight dude: I'm level 390 in tetr.io
Normal person: what the hell is tetr.io
Overweight dude: *proceeds to read Genesis 1 NIV*

by HumanusAustralis August 8, 2021

Among Us

Basically a cheap copy of mafia that somehow got popularized in 2020 although the game has been around since 2017 or something. Like 99% of the world plays it ironically. This game basically is subtle proof as to why the US needs electoral college to choose candidates and why popular vote is flawed and dangerous

Me: Who's the imposter?

Friend: I think its Red

Rando: Red

Rando 2: Red

Red: is no me

Literally everyone: Rebd

Friend that died from Cyan: Among us is such a corrupt game

by HumanusAustralis February 1, 2021

GLORG

2010 flash game made by grapefrukt, soundtrack composed by Danny Baranowski. Basically the point of this game is a one button dungeon crawler, where the player uses the left mouse button to do everything. Glorg is presumably the name of the avatar/character you play as, a pinkish/purple seemingly grumpy cyclops who attempts to get out of elaborate, randomly generated cave levels while battling strange industrial-themed enemies like screwdrivers, calculators, and drills. When reaching the surface, you fight a final boss called the Great Machine.

I can't believe the soundtrack of my childhood flash game GLORG was composed by the legend Danny Baranowski!!!

by HumanusAustralis April 20, 2022

creeper

Minecraft: a green camouflage-skinned enemy which acts as a suicide bomber, being one of the main causes of death to many new players of this game. Likely the most hated common mob in the game.

Terraria: enemy exclusive to the Brain of Cthulhu boss. Fast moving eyes which beeline towards the player(s). Have relatively low health, yet charge at high numbers with medium damage that can easily kill a player if not careful.

Fun fact: the MINECRAFT CREEPER makes no noise when walking unlike most common mobs, making it very dangerous at night. It also does not burn up during the day like undead mobs.

Fun fact: the TERRARIA CREEPERS are actually the Brain of Cthulhu's first phase and must be killed first in order to damage the boss.

by HumanusAustralis March 31, 2022