21 definitions by HumanusAustralis
something i regrettably found out about early 2015 when trying to find a location in PINECREST, but i missed the "r." why god...
Me on Discord with my homies
Me: y'all this place is real i'll show u its somewhere in pinecrest
*unknowingly types pincest and sees the pines twins fucking in a barn*
Me: ahhh ohhh uhhh hmm... wow. wow...
pinecest is basically incest but from a kids show
Me: y'all this place is real i'll show u its somewhere in pinecrest
*unknowingly types pincest and sees the pines twins fucking in a barn*
Me: ahhh ohhh uhhh hmm... wow. wow...
pinecest is basically incest but from a kids show
by HumanusAustralis November 19, 2021
A brand new race of gamers who reject the modernized gaming societies and have reverted to more a classical approach. They are self-proclaimed to derive from the ancient race of gamers with a similar name, the Minerrioxians. This new race of gamers are introduced to three modes of entertainment, console, mobile, and PC gaming, and now play three games that are now insanely popular: Minecraft (specifically version 1.16 The Nether Update), Terraria (specifically 1.4.0.1 Journey's End), and Roblox (specifically 2.439 "The Dark Age of Roblox"). There are millions, maybe billions of people who unknowingly fit into the category.
Hey dad? What are these old blocky games everyone is playing now? Terraria? Minecraft? Huh????
Ah, I remember those three games, they must be New Minerrioxians!
Ah, I remember those three games, they must be New Minerrioxians!
by HumanusAustralis May 5, 2021
Kekma.net, also known as kekma.ga is a shock troll site which fools many into thinking its a rick roll. It contains vile images, loud amplified screaming, flashing lights, and a cursor change.
Upon visiting kekma, there will be an 18+ warning.
Images include:
- The corpse of a man whose face had been stomped, bloodied, and deformed by a bear
- The corpse of a harlequin baby who is being ejaculated on by a stranger
- A picture of a man squatting above a pool of semi-clotted blood as he drives an industrial screw into his urethra
- The bloody corpse of a hanging, skinned dog
- Cursor is changed to penises in the shape of a swastika
Unpopular sources have claimed to have visited an alternative link called "kekma.gg", although this link does not seem to work anymore
Upon visiting kekma, there will be an 18+ warning.
Images include:
- The corpse of a man whose face had been stomped, bloodied, and deformed by a bear
- The corpse of a harlequin baby who is being ejaculated on by a stranger
- A picture of a man squatting above a pool of semi-clotted blood as he drives an industrial screw into his urethra
- The bloody corpse of a hanging, skinned dog
- Cursor is changed to penises in the shape of a swastika
Unpopular sources have claimed to have visited an alternative link called "kekma.gg", although this link does not seem to work anymore
by HumanusAustralis May 13, 2022
Something (usually food or a drink) that tastes really good. Taken from the movie BFG, where he makes a nice comment about eating eggs and toast provided by the Queen of England.
"MMMM! There's only one word for that, Majester. Scrumdiddlyumptious. Oh, that is GLUMMY." - The BFG while enjoying his enormous egg and toast breakfast.
by HumanusAustralis June 19, 2022
A prophesized dying race of OGs. They are rarely found nowadays, almost like the Minerrians. The ancient texts of 2012 state that these beings were of high quality, and were known to praise three modes of entertainment, console, mobile, and PC gaming. They specifically played 3 games that were most popular in the early 2010's: Minecraft, Roblox, and Terraria. Very similar to the Jedi, their race and religion were nearly wiped out from existence after the attack of the new gaming era, and have since seemed to disappear.
I was checking out my brothers old computer, he had Minecraft, Terraria, and Roblox at the same time! He was a legendary Minerrioxian.
by HumanusAustralis April 26, 2021
When you're having sex with a girl, and then you introduce her to a bunch of random guys who are complete strangers, but you address them with the names of all characters sung in the Bob the Builder theme song.
Girl: oh yeah that feels good and stuff that girls say during sex wait a minute who are these 9 guys
Guy: dude i dont know wtf
Also guy:
SCOOP MUCK AND DIZZY, AND ROLLY TOO, LOFTY AND WENDY, JOIN THE CREW,
Bob and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done
Bob the Builder
Guy: dude i dont know wtf
Also guy:
SCOOP MUCK AND DIZZY, AND ROLLY TOO, LOFTY AND WENDY, JOIN THE CREW,
Bob and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done
Bob the Builder
by HumanusAustralis April 30, 2020
When having anal sex with a partner or gf, let her take a shit on your dick, wait till its done, then shove your dick back in her mouth, returning the forbidden chocolate back to the sender
Ronald: Hey, I just did a Return to Sender!
Travis: You mean that sex move with the poop!?
Ronald: No... the Minecraft achievement
Travis: You mean that sex move with the poop!?
Ronald: No... the Minecraft achievement
by HumanusAustralis April 30, 2020