HumanusAustralis's definitions

creeper

Minecraft: a green camouflage-skinned enemy which acts as a suicide bomber, being one of the main causes of death to many new players of this game. Likely the most hated common mob in the game.

Terraria: enemy exclusive to the Brain of Cthulhu boss. Fast moving eyes which beeline towards the player(s). Have relatively low health, yet charge at high numbers with medium damage that can easily kill a player if not careful.

Fun fact: the MINECRAFT CREEPER makes no noise when walking unlike most common mobs, making it very dangerous at night. It also does not burn up during the day like undead mobs.

Fun fact: the TERRARIA CREEPERS are actually the Brain of Cthulhu's first phase and must be killed first in order to damage the boss.

by HumanusAustralis March 31, 2022

GLORG

2010 flash game made by grapefrukt, soundtrack composed by Danny Baranowski. Basically the point of this game is a one button dungeon crawler, where the player uses the left mouse button to do everything. Glorg is presumably the name of the avatar/character you play as, a pinkish/purple seemingly grumpy cyclops who attempts to get out of elaborate, randomly generated cave levels while battling strange industrial-themed enemies like screwdrivers, calculators, and drills. When reaching the surface, you fight a final boss called the Great Machine.

I can't believe the soundtrack of my childhood flash game GLORG was composed by the legend Danny Baranowski!!!

by HumanusAustralis April 20, 2022

pinecest

something i regrettably found out about early 2015 when trying to find a location in PINECREST, but i missed the "r." why god...

Me on Discord with my homies

Me: y'all this place is real i'll show u its somewhere in pinecrest

*unknowingly types pincest and sees the pines twins fucking in a barn*
Me: ahhh ohhh uhhh hmm... wow. wow...

pinecest is basically incest but from a kids show

by HumanusAustralis November 19, 2021

Post Nut Clarity

The sudden realization that maybe you shouldn't have jacked off and nutted to something.

I jacked my dick off to my sister after seeing her in a victorias secret bra and panties, Post Nut Clarity helped me realize that I'm a suck fuck.

by HumanusAustralis January 23, 2022

gucky

a gumjob that makes you cum in 12 seconds that involves gagging

the local crackhead gave me a gucky the other night. thats $20 thrown out the garbage...

by HumanusAustralis January 24, 2022

tetr.io

Tetris 99 except shittier. Contains about what you'd expect in an online io game, filled with bots, hackers, tryhards, newbies who can't last 30 seconds without being bombarded with T-Spin doubles and Tetris combos.

Overweight dude: I'm level 390 in tetr.io
Normal person: what the hell is tetr.io
Overweight dude: *proceeds to read Genesis 1 NIV*

by HumanusAustralis August 8, 2021

Tagless Soldier

When you attend a funeral for someone you never even knew.

tagless soldier

by HumanusAustralis August 8, 2021