During the chistmas season, pets and small
children eat the shiny long strips of tinsel people
used to decorate with, and pass them partially, leaving
a series of strung
festive turds connected to the anus,which must be pulled out by Mom when concerning kids, and by Dad when it's the doggy. This
happened more often than not in the '70s; more of a rare
occurrence nowadays, as tinsel isn't so popular.
Oh, look hunn, someone's got tinsel fanny! If it came out already, I guess
she'll be fine.