crack of dawn

What ain't safe when im horney
Im so horney that even the crack of dawn ain't safe!
by Hugh G Rection January 26, 2005
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tabarnacles

Tabarnacles, Patrice, you forgot to pull up your pants again!
by Hugh G Rection August 10, 2006
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cockade

1. According to Wikipedia, a cockade is "a knot of ribbons, or other circular- or oval-shaped symbol of distinctive colours which is usually worn on a hat."
2. A funkier definition is a special lemonade, prepared as follows:
a. Water (carbonated for the more adventurous)
b. Sugar
c. Squeezed lemon juice
d. Stir with your cock
e. Ice (stirring iced water with yor cock is not advised)
f. Don´t forget to fish out the pubes
g. If you cum in the lemonade its called a "marbled cockade"
1. Cockades were worn in men´s hats in centuries past to advertise their political sympathies or for sides identification in battle.
2. Hey girls! I made some cockade!... I´m having a beer myself...
by Hugh G Rection August 28, 2007
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Shit Sandwich

Popular philosophical reflection. You see, life is like a shit sandwich because the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man
by Hugh G Rection November 02, 2005
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hot roger

when you pick your wife up from bingo and you shove the bingo dabber in her ass and she screams BINGO!
i picked up a hottie from arts and gave her a hot roger!
by Hugh G Rection December 10, 2004
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Ganja

Jamaica's finest.
Im goin' to Mo Bay on a ganja vacation mon...
by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003
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gaucho

1. The cowboys in Argentina
2. An unconfortable friend, who has questionable taste, bad manners, exposes you before your friends and undermines your social position. You wont get rid of him, dumping him near the freeway, because of course youre so fucking gay and you are banging him (or he is banging you). After a Steely Dan song, but then again, who the hell knows what they really meant?
1. Gaucho, sos un boludo ché...
2. Who is the gaucho amigo, why is he standing in your spangled-leather poncho, whith the studs that match your eyes? Bodacious cowboys, such as your friend, will never be welcome here, high in the Custerdome...
by Hugh G Rection January 27, 2005
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