4 definitions by Hugh Prix

McMullet

An exceptionally useless person with almost nothing to offer intellectually, professionally or personally, and whose haircut is just a shame; known largely for a diet of fast food and soft drinks

“Where’s McMullet?”
“Well, it’s 9:00 am, so I suppose he took off in his truck to get a McDouble.”

“Maybe he should get a haircut while he’s out.”

by Hugh Prix November 13, 2018

Rex Bro

The owner of any Subaru WRX, who does or has done any combination of the following:
-Modified a WRX
-Broken a WRX by modifying it

-Started any sentence with “I read on the forums...”
-Vapes
-Referred to someone with any car as “my buddy”
-Installed any decals on any window on any vehicle, especially across the top third of the windshield, or the top corner of the rear glass
-Referred to any repair or replacement as a ‘build’ or a ‘swap’

“See that Rex bro? He bought a 22B Brighton and did a full STI swap with a TD04 and coil overs, stage 2 clutch, Cobb access port, turbo timer, TGV delete, Perrin master cylinder stopper, and a short throw, then he took it to his buddy’s shop and had it tuned. It’s putting 440 at the wheels.”
“I’ll give him 500 bucks for it.”

by Hugh Prix November 13, 2018

huge increase

An outlandish salary, raise or promotion awarded to a particularly useless and undeserving candidate.

*a month-end business meeting*
“Did you have a good month?”
“😗Yeah, it was great, I got a huge increase, I’m making $350,000 a year now.”
“I meant your department...”
“Oh, I have no idea.”

by Hugh Prix November 13, 2018

Oh, you’re not guilty!

When someone is acquitted of something with little to no inquiry or investigation.

“Did you do it?”
“No.”
“Oh, you’re not guilty!”

by Hugh Prix November 13, 2018