17 definitions by Huge hammer69

Shit talker

Any person that insists on having a conversation in a public restroom, with the person in the stall next to them.

Woman 1: Wow! That was a really quick poo. Everything ok?
Woman 2: Yeah, I just had to drop and go. There was a shit talker in the stall next to me. Made me VERY uncomfortable.
Woman 1: fuckin' shit talkers. They're so weird.

by Huge hammer69 July 23, 2020

Fruit Basket

When two men cuddle, legs crossed and dick and balls smoosh together.

Guy1: Dude, you didn't tell me your roommate was gay!
Guy2: what does that matter?
Guy1: it doesn't, but I went in there to get some bud and papers, and he was full on fruit basket with some dude.

by Huge hammer69 November 23, 2020

Titty Sauce

The alcohol soaked breast milk that a mother produces after a night of heavy drinking.

Husband: the baby is hungry.
Wife: give her a bottle. My boobs are full of titty sauce.

by Huge hammer69 July 13, 2018

Chum Bucket

When another person throws up in your mouth while kissing passionately.

Person1: how was the club last night?
Person2: it was real fun until this chick decided to give me a chum bucket. After that I just got sad and went home

by Huge hammer69 September 1, 2023

Zombie chompers

When an individual's teeth are sharp and jagged due to excessive drug and alcohol abuse and/or poor dental hygiene, giving the appearance of a zombies teeth.

Dude, did you see that guys teeth? He's got some serious zombie chompers, bro

by Huge hammer69 September 29, 2016

Butthole gravy

The brown watery sweat that builds up on ones butthole on a hot day.

Dude it's so hot out, my butthole gravy is definitely going to stain my drawers.

by Huge hammer69 May 17, 2019

Bathroom Pudding

Very soft poo that comes out of a human that resembles chocolate pudding.

Sorry about being late, I hade to make some bathroom pudding.

by Huge hammer69 September 1, 2023