Howie's definitions

AHEM

Something highly destetable is inflickted upon you. This is ahem. Often associated with a hand movement,whereby your hand is held close to your top lip, flat,palm down.

someone had put lewis' bag in his favourite recycle bin.
howard:'hahahahaaa gutted lewis, i hate lush and greenpeace'
lewis:ahem

by howie November 30, 2003

Pafali

a lesbian with spikey hair who resembles Rumpelstilskin. She is kinda butch and usually works at Pizza Hut

someone who is very butch and a bit chubby

by Howie April 20, 2005

pikk

Norwegian slang for "dick", usually meant for smaller "versions".

You have a small pikk.

by Howie August 5, 2004