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Eleven Lives Left

adj. n. verb.
1. Nightmare.
2. A fear of having two of anything.
3. An irrational hatred of double chins.
4. A popular westcountry musical outfit, with a cunt playing bass in a very pumptious manner.
5. Not quite as good as Twelve Lives Left or Full Speed Alone.
Dave "Are you going to see Eleven Lives Left tonight mate?
Rob "No. They're shit."
Dave "Don't be stupid, they're good!"
Rob "But Luke plays in the band"
Dave "Oh yeah. He's a right pumptious cunt"
by How it is April 6, 2005
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badgermould

n.
1. A strong desire for strange grey mounds, not unlike a badger, on the side of your head.
2. A small town in Scotland
3. A haircut for a pumpcious cunt
Wife "My look Arthur. That man has a right badgermould going on!"
Arthur "Why, that's André from Full Speed Alone!"
Wife "Oh yes. What a pumpcious cockmerchant"
by How it is April 7, 2005
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plosih

plo.sih
adj.
1. Similar to the meaning of polish or ploish, which means 'person who lives in poland', 'strange character's nickname in a brit gangster flick' or 'cunt'. This was originally a misspelling, but when time, blunt ignornace and stubborness are mixed they are unstoppable.
2. An excessor for the word cunt
"Well I'm sorry Luke (McGowan), but you just can't plosih a turd. Or indeed ploish a turd. Or polish one."
by How it is April 6, 2005
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Plightfiddler

Pli.ght.fid.dle.r
n.
1. Taken from the Norsk word Pligfleck, which mean to masturbate violently. The meaning of this word is a connundrum of people who fail to grow out of obsessions with FHM and graduate to soft porn.
2. Cunt
"For christ's sake! Rob, Paul and Shaun are such Plightfiddlers!"
by How it is April 6, 2005
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cockmerchant

n.
1. A person who deals with the sale and purchase of battery hens and cockerels.
2. Someone who annoys you so much, you decide to spread random rumours about them illiciting sexual favours, including sucking cock
3. An insult slightly less offensive to the general public than cunt or fuckwit.
Person "My my! That Dave Ankers is a right cockmerchant"
Person 2 "Fuck off you pumptious cunt"
by How it is April 8, 2005
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pumptious

pum.p.tio.us
adj.
1. Attempting to attract the desires of male suitors.
2. Being of an easy persuasion in regards to entering sexual intercourse with men
3. Cunt
"Christ that Luke McGowan is really pumptious today" or
"I don't mind Rob Gray, he's just far too pumptious"
by How it is April 6, 2005
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McWabbler

mc·wab·b·ler
n.
1. Lack of skill when utilising the mouth. Lacking mental skill or adroitness. Done without dextirity.
2. Cunt
"In the 1950s, a young Luke McGowan learnt that opening his 'top-hole' only went to prove that he was a McWabbler. Oh, and a bit of a cunt, as let's be honset, you can't plosih a turd"
by How it is April 6, 2005
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