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tate.is.m
n.
1. an unnatural ability to isolate women. instead acting in a thoroughly pumpacious manner.
2. an unhealthy non-breathing problem when playing the guitar
3. the ability to entertain with strange head movements and knee-raising when playing the guitar
3. occasionally acting/looking like a cunt
"Oh dear. There goes Chris with another tateism"
"The problem with Chris is that he's prone to a tateism every now and again"
by How it is April 7, 2005
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n.
1. A person who deals with the sale and purchase of battery hens and cockerels.
2. Someone who annoys you so much, you decide to spread random rumours about them illiciting sexual favours, including sucking cock
3. An insult slightly less offensive to the general public than cunt or fuckwit.
Person "My my! That Dave Ankers is a right cockmerchant"
Person 2 "Fuck off you pumptious cunt"
by How it is April 8, 2005
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plo.sih
adj.
1. Similar to the meaning of polish or ploish, which means 'person who lives in poland', 'strange character's nickname in a brit gangster flick' or 'cunt'. This was originally a misspelling, but when time, blunt ignornace and stubborness are mixed they are unstoppable.
2. An excessor for the word cunt
"Well I'm sorry Luke (McGowan), but you just can't plosih a turd. Or indeed ploish a turd. Or polish one."
by How it is April 6, 2005
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Pli.ght.fid.dle.r
n.
1. Taken from the Norsk word Pligfleck, which mean to masturbate violently. The meaning of this word is a connundrum of people who fail to grow out of obsessions with FHM and graduate to soft porn.
2. Cunt
"For christ's sake! Rob, Paul and Shaun are such Plightfiddlers!"
by How it is April 6, 2005
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n. (collective)
1. Springing from the lifeform that was the lowly Traffic Warden, these Council driven Plightfiddlers go around with an excessive desire to become Hitler. Worse cases are found in Plymouth, UK.
2. Cunts
"I can't stand their (Parking Attendants) pumptious, cunt-like attitude. They're all a bunch of plightfiddlers! I bet they're all McWabblers! Gits." TRH Tony Blair, Member of Parliament for Sedgefield, circa 1997
by How it is April 6, 2005
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pum.p.tio.us
adj.
1. Attempting to attract the desires of male suitors.
2. Being of an easy persuasion in regards to entering sexual intercourse with men
3. Cunt
"Christ that Luke McGowan is really pumptious today" or
"I don't mind Rob Gray, he's just far too pumptious"
by How it is April 6, 2005
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adj. n. verb.
1. Nightmare.
2. A fear of having two of anything.
3. An irrational hatred of double chins.
4. A popular westcountry musical outfit, with a cunt playing bass in a very pumptious manner.
5. Not quite as good as Twelve Lives Left or Full Speed Alone.
Dave "Are you going to see Eleven Lives Left tonight mate?
Rob "No. They're shit."
Dave "Don't be stupid, they're good!"
Rob "But Luke plays in the band"
Dave "Oh yeah. He's a right pumptious cunt"
by How it is April 6, 2005
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