Slumberdump

Where one makes the fatal mistake of dropping log whilst catching some Z's

(In Bed)

Wife: Poo-ee, what's that smell?

Husband: I do believe I've slumberdumped during the night.

by HooHaAlPacino July 21, 2010

Billy The Quid

Annoying homeless chap given the asbo from Chatham highstreet. So called because he never fails to ask passers by for a quid. Now makes Rochester his homestead.

Billy The Quid : "Got a paaaaand mate?"

Member of the public : "No"

by HooHaAlPacino March 29, 2009