Annoying homeless chap given the asbo from Chatham highstreet. So called because he never fails to ask passers by for a quid. Now makes Rochester his homestead.
Billy The Quid : "Got a paaaaand mate?"
Member of the public : "No"
Where one makes the fatal mistake of dropping log whilst catching some Z's
Wife: Poo-ee, what's that smell?
Husband: I do believe I've slumberdumped during the night.
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