4 definitions by Honeybadger1975

A civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. Can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station.
"Hey Vinny, you hear about that fight at The Pub last night"

"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"

" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"
by Honeybadger1975 July 5, 2017
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"Hey bro, can i get in the bathroom? I need to get to class"

"Can it wait 5 minutes? I'm protesting Hillary"
by Honeybadger1975 April 19, 2017
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Stan: I can't sleep lately.

Rob: Don't use your phone before bed.

Stan: ok, I'll just sit there and think about how lonely I am until I get suicidal. Don't H.A.S. me bro!
by Honeybadger1975 October 2, 2018
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Having "a pair"
"Wow, Jim's going to ask Carol Anne to the school dance"

"Really? .....that's some testicular integrity"
by Honeybadger1975 October 28, 2017
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