1 definition by Honest Cornwall

A dive of a town on the north coast of Cornwall that has a permanent smell of weed, sea and shame. Full of students and sluts it used to be one of the surfing hot spots, now it's a drinking and shagging hotspot. VW van driving douche bags who refer to their van as 'The T5' or whatever boring spec grade they happened to stumble upon in the classifieds. Slowly being taken over by a new evil that is the vape douche. These shops are popping up like a horny dogs cock and they're equally as appealing. The only thing that remained consistent in this town is the amount of abusive drunken tramps.
Oh no, my girlfriend dumped me

That's okay, you'll get laid in Newquay!
by Honest Cornwall May 15, 2019
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