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Cap master - adjective

someone who caps a lot to the point they are a master
you're a cap master bro, can't believe you got away with cheating by lying to Mrs. Yasoga
by Homiebroskialarm February 17, 2021
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Tommy "Fumbles" Tyson is the half-brother of heavy weight boxing champion "Tyson Fury". Tommy was set to fight Jake "The PRBLM Child" Paul on December the 18 2021, until he backed out for so called "rib issues" even though we all know he was actully a fucking pussyhole whoes just too afraid to fight Jake Paul and is too up his own ass. Oh and he is into men aswell. Because of this Jake Paul is now having a rematch with Tyron Woodly as Jake Paul won against previously in a "Split decision" which was fucking bullshit.
by Homiebroskialarm December 11, 2021
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Hemo-gay-ted-zexual

someone who is homophobic but still likes people who are homosexual.
"what sexual orientation are you"
"I am homogaytedzexual what about you?"
"Oh cool...I am straight"
by Homiebroskialarm February 17, 2021
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Zi Cong's originate from the depths of main land china who have migrated to other parts of the world. They normally don't grow over 3 foot 4 in height and normally shaped like a FIFA certified Adidas football ball that is used during the UCL final. Zi Cong's are great friends but can sometimes be meat riders. Talking about meat they are 90% body fat with very little to none muscles. They are normally one hit wonders when it comes to sport but damn that one hit be golden sometimes. Zi Cong's rarely get haircuts because they are always emo, they are introverts and hate socializing. Zi Cong's also have absolutely 0 drip completely 0 absolute dog shit. They wear the same thing even if its for a formal event. They can cause cancer sometimes but in general a Zi Cong is a great person to be around. Also their cum stinks oh and yea they are male and if not they are women with dicks also called "Ibrahim's".
Person 1: Yo Zi Cong wanna play Call Of Duty?

Zi Cong *Already in COD": To lazy lah
by Homiebroskialarm August 22, 2022
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hemo-garted-sexual

someone who is in love with people who play video games or "gamers"
"What is your sexual orientation?

"i am a hemogartedsexual"
"cool"
by Homiebroskialarm February 17, 2021
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An absolute beauty of a human. Normally a South Korean girl who is quite frankly the most beautiful female anyone can lay their eyes on. Speaking about eyes, her eyes will fulfil the upmost dreams once stared into. Her hair is so effortless and gorgeous. From the head down you just can not stop checking the out. They are normally really smart, probably the smartest out of there friend group. They are if anything the perfect human beings. They are pretty, smart and kind to everything and everyone they meet.

Normally nicknamed in English "Alexandria". If you are friends with a Yeo Jung you should keep them and don't lose there friendship. And if you are dating one then, you are a lucky one my friend.
Person 1: Have you seen Yeo Jung lately?
Person 2: yea man she is absolutely stunning. I just cant stop staring into her eyes.
by Homiebroskialarm December 11, 2021
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