Homer Simpson's definitions

pseudo goth

Any heavy metal band.

pseudo goths are on the verge of becoming full fledged gay vampires

by Homer Simpson June 28, 2004

Moofasa

Some lion that dies in lion king, cuz he's sweet.

Moofasa is a lion.

by Homer Simpson March 17, 2003

Doh'

Donut without the "nut"

Doh', Nuts...

mmmmm, donuts...

by Homer Simpson April 29, 2003

alchohol

the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

when consumed on a regular basis alchohol causes mental and physical problems. Alchohol is a way for people to get away from and forget these problems.

by homer simpson March 19, 2005

dog

an unattractive member of the opposite sex, usually female

man your bitch is such a dog!

by homer simpson May 13, 2005

DJKMAC

Void of mind, and social life.
Being gay and prefering Butt Sex.

Your an DJKMAC!

by Homer Simpson May 28, 2004

candy

A word I started using to replace the well over-used word "sweet". I used to say sweet, and then added the "like candy" for emphasis. "Man, that car is sweet like candy." I then shortened it to simply "candy". I use it instead of sweet in everyday conversation.

1 dude..."Dude, there's free ber at the Junction tonight!"
Another dude..."Candy."

Now if I could just find a word to use instead of dude...

by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003