Homer Simpson's definitions

DJKMAC

Void of mind, and social life.
Being gay and prefering Butt Sex.

Your an DJKMAC!

by Homer Simpson May 28, 2004

sweater meat

Boobs.

Dude, check out the sweater meat on this fucking slut!

by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003

dog

an unattractive member of the opposite sex, usually female

man your bitch is such a dog!

by homer simpson May 13, 2005

candy

A word I started using to replace the well over-used word "sweet". I used to say sweet, and then added the "like candy" for emphasis. "Man, that car is sweet like candy." I then shortened it to simply "candy". I use it instead of sweet in everyday conversation.

1 dude..."Dude, there's free ber at the Junction tonight!"
Another dude..."Candy."

Now if I could just find a word to use instead of dude...

by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003

bagel

A really old doughnut

Next time you ask for a "shmear" on that bagel, you should ask for sprinkles too. Why? A "hole" lot of cheating at the Kwik-E-Mart, that's why. Turns out that Apu is selling chewy week-old donuts -- from the bagel bin! Is nothing sacred? In this reporter's opinion, no.

by Homer Simpson December 27, 2004

simon and garfunkel

great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.

simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"

by homer simpson March 24, 2005

hair

stuff all around ur cock and ballas and stuff....of all different colors...some people have a lot of it an some people don't, pubes

1) there is hair on my balls, ew.
2) dude, put ur hair on ur balls away, dont show me that!

by homer simpson June 8, 2003