1 definition by Holly && Kristen

Monkey Fuck

A word where you and a friend get very bored and jump in the pool and start throwing a beachball around screaming profanities. This word causes all people to lose their train of thought.

Mom: You have bad grades and I think you-
Ted: Monkey Fuck.
Mom: what the hell was I saying?

by Holly && Kristen September 16, 2006