Hmm's definitions

jaded

drunk, buzzed, under the influence of alcohol

drinking a lot of alcohol and being really tipsy and drunk...youd be jaded

by hmm December 7, 2004

the Cheat

Someone who can eat Pikachu alive, just give him enough soy sauce

Meh!

by hmm September 28, 2003

X-Fat

A fat kid from school...he smells bad and thinks he's black. Tends to wear the same shirt three days in a row. See also scrub, wanksta.

X: "Yo, wazz up mah nigga?"
Me: "What the hell? You aren't black. You're a fat white kid!"

by Hmm August 12, 2003

casual sex

Having sexual contact with another person with no plans on furthering a long term/committed relationship with that person.

I had casual sex with him/her because I needed sexual gratification and nothing more.

by hmm February 6, 2004

vanilla

Unexciting, normal, conventional, boring.

Vanilla, a bit like this definition.

by hmm November 6, 2003

potty break

You have to use to use the bathroom.

I woke up in the middle of the night to take a potty break!

by Hmm July 30, 2014

fake italian

a person who does not look Italian but claims to be Italian; a lombardi

Assumption man: Joe looks more german than italian. He must be a fake italian.

by hmm October 28, 2005