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A man who exhibits gay behavior but leads a somewhat obfuscated “straight life.” Sometimes confused with a metrosexual but often more suspiciously homosexual.
Howard is often leaving his wife to go to the park with his toy poodle, I bet that half a fag is looking for strange dick to suck.
by His lordship and mr handsome January 6, 2022
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After a child is snatched from the nursery by William Hogchild Monkey, his replacement is always a monkey human hybrid, or a “Bill Monkey.” Telltale signs include but are not limited to the following; a tail (often removed), a hairy back and chest, grunting when food is served, bowel habits that can suffocate mere mortals, and a proclivity for buggery and the TV show Family Guy. Needless to say, bananas are often his favorite food and a desire to pick pimples and nits from his being.
Hey Greg, there is no inheritance for you because you are a Bill Monkey. Go eat a banana and stick a Dick up your red ass you nitpicking bastard!
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1. A nit picker to the nth degree and a royal pain in the ass.

2. Someone who is looking to start trouble or cause a commotion.

3. A person who concentrated on inconsequential details.
Hey Neil, stop picking the nits and pass the mozzarella. “I’m not picking the nits, I’m just saying the mozzarella is a little tough!”
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A bastardized Sicilian American expression for someone who keeps repeating the same painful story
Ungorrahh Will, I’m tired of hearing about that damn car that’s stuck in your garage for 4 months!
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A woman who is impregnated with bitch sperm will often give birth to a little bitch boy. This is more commonly known by the acronym “LBB.” A LBB could appear normal in all respects but the mom will often feel he cries , screams and complains more than more “masculine” boys.

While there is ongoing scientific debate on this subject, many critics contend there is no such thing as bitch sperm or a LBB but in fact these manifestations are often the result of a mom who complains to much about her male child.
Maria complains she has a a little bitch boy but maybe her boy is perfect and she complains to much. If she stops dropping him all the time and remembers to feed him I bet he won’t bitch at all!
by His lordship and mr handsome January 6, 2022
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When a woman gives birth to a male and he turns out to be a in her view a LBB (little bitch boy) and is not masculine enough in the woman’s eye, it is often the result of sperm that has a cry baby or bitch gene infected in the semen. It can’t be detected by convention medical tests but often manifests itself as a toddler who cry’s and screams more often than the mom expected. As an adolescent, boys infected with the bitch sperm will often exhibit metrosexual behavior such as eating a candy bar with a knife and fork, wearing a scarf often and flamboyantly and will also often suffer from arachnophobia.
I hate your family and all the males have bitch sperm that is why you’re two year old son is going to grow up as half a fag.
by His lordship and mr handsome January 6, 2022
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