2 definitions by Hilarion

A plate of Fritos that has been coated by a blast of diarrhea. Originated in the Dallas/Fort Worth area as a practical joke -- "Hey, want to come over to my place for some nachos?" -- and has now become a generic term for unappetizing food or a bad situation in general.
"That sounds about as appealing as a tray of Texas nachos."
by Hilarion October 11, 2020
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A very close approximation of the ratio between the circumference of a circle and its diameter.
If a circle has a diameter of one yard, its circumference is approximately 3.1416 yards. Word!
by Hilarion October 29, 2013
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