3 definitions by Heymamas:)
The word seedophile is a combination of a pedophile and a seedy person. An all around terrible terrible person
Aria: “yeah he’s like totally a seedaphile. So seedy that I can’t cope. And I have a feeling he likes kids.”
Hanna: “ew just break up with him already!”
Aria: “I can’t the seedophile will give me bad grades!”
Hanna: “ew just break up with him already!”
Aria: “I can’t the seedophile will give me bad grades!”
by Heymamas:) January 3, 2022
British slang for those small/medium sized poo balls that you get when you are extremely constipated. They often look like rabbit droppings especially when they come out the anus hole with reduce in size.
Bill: bloody hell! Last night I was squeezing and groaning in agony. All I could push out was cobblers all night. So constipated that I was crying.
Mike and glyn: oh no that sounds awful I remember when we would always do those in the shower! They looked like rabbit droppings!
Mike and glyn: oh no that sounds awful I remember when we would always do those in the shower! They looked like rabbit droppings!
by Heymamas:) April 20, 2021
Ann: oi Mick Chuck us the doofler!
Mick: oh ok Ann I’ll be right on it I just have to finish wiping my arse
Mick: oh ok Ann I’ll be right on it I just have to finish wiping my arse
by Heymamas:) December 25, 2021