5 definitions by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan

Philly Tuxedo

A combination of sweatpants, a t-shirt/jersey of one philly sports team, and a hat of another team (example: Eagles jersey w/ Phillies hat)

Person A: Take that outfit off! You look ridiculous!

Person B: Show some respect. This is the Philly Tuxedo

Hi, Phil Swift here for Flex Tape!

Verb: To scam someone with a Chinese knockoff of a product

I know damn well you're not about to China me with those fake ass Jordans.

First used by automotive youtuber Tom's Refurb, LAFM is an acronym that stands for "Looks At Facebook Marketplace"

Person A: Why did you buy that crappy car?
Person B: Because I suffer from LAFM.

something dumb that Laurence said because he was tired and needed coffee; also can be used as a food item, a weapon, flex tape or flex seal

Umm..hi welcome to Chickie and Petes how may I take your pasgania