4 definitions by Hey, dats gay

Fractal

A more exaggerated version of an anal fissure. Fractals are much bigger holes and look much worse. The word is generally used to make fun of people but it can also be used during medical speech, but it is highly unlikely.

A guy who just googled goatse: oh look, a fractal. why did I Google this?

by Hey, dats gay August 20, 2020

Crepco

A sex position constituting of stalking a person for 8 months, collecting their personal belongings and taking pictures of them secretly. Then piling up all the gathered material in your room, turning off the lights and shutting the curtains, then proceeding to masturbate until orgasm and ejaculating on the piled up material.

Jail mate1:what are you in for jail mate2?
Jail mate2: I robbed a bank with my buddies. They escaped but I couldn't.
Jail mate1: what about you jail mate3?
Jail mate3: I got caught when I was attempting a crepco
Jail mate1 and jail mate2 proceed to beat up jail mate3 for doing crepco

by Hey, dats gay October 30, 2021

Crepco

A sex position constituting of stalking a person for 8 months, collecting their personal belongings and taking pictures of them secretly. Then piling up all the gathered material in your room, turning off the lights and shutting the curtains, then proceeding to masturbate until orgasm and ejaculating on the piled up material.

Jail mate1:what are you in for jail mate2?
Jail mate2: I robbed a bank with my buddies. They escaped but I couldn't.
Jail mate1: what about you jail mate3?
Jail mate3: I got caught when I was attempting a crepco
Jail mate1 and jail mate2 proceed to beat up jail mate3 for doing crepco

by Hey, dats gay October 27, 2021

Sraxton

The pitiful guy who told me to put "The legendary Sraxton#0864 who fucked his foe" as the definition, actually expecting me to do it.

-Lol, this guy actually thinks im gonna do what he wants
--Wow, what a Sraxton

by Hey, dats gay January 11, 2020