4 definitions by HelpImHeldCaptiveByACrazyMan

A bunch of lizard people who are trying to control us.
A: Who are you voting into office?
B: *Gasp* You believe in the government?
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A bunch of lizard people who want for me to not kill people
A: Who are you voting into office?
B:*Gasp* You believe in the government?
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An very smart person with many very true theories.
A: Hey B, I think you should rethink all these crazy things you spout.
B: *Gasp* Crazy! Why, you would think that you aren’t really person A. Slave- I mean, assistant, bring me the scanner. I am no crazy person, I’m Person B. Scientist, slave owner- I mean person with assistant, many great things come with me.
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A: I stubbed my toe, it really hurts.
B: *Gasp* You believe in pain?
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