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squerch

Noun. The sound a vagina makes when eating a human being.

Verb. The act of a vagina eating a human being.
"I heard Megan's vagina consuming Bob. It sounded like, "Squerch! squerch! squerch! squerch!"
"That's terrible! Where you able to save Bob?"
"No -- by the time the paramedics got there with the jaws of life, Megan's vagina had squerched Bob entirely!"
by Hellzapoppin' May 20, 2017
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Dago Ramen

What you make when:

1. You're hungry
2. You're poor
3. You have spaghetti noodles
3. You have no sauce and can't afford to buy sauce.

Dago Ramen is similar to asian ramen in that you cook the spaghetti in boiling water using various powdered flavors/spices, such as black pepper, garlic pepper, lemon pepper, Old Bay seasoning, Kickin' Chicken seasoning, beef or chicken bouillion cubes, or some combination of those ingredients. Sriracha sauce, if you have that, can give Dago Ramen a nice kick.

The trick is to add the flavor ingredients to the water *before* cooking the noodles, so that the seasoned water will cook its flavors into the noodles, making the flavoring nice and even.
Mick: "Man, I'm starvin'. What are we doin' for dinner?"
Ralph: "I'm basic broke, bro. Looks like it's a night for Dago Ramen."
by Hellzapoppin' June 1, 2021
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Flumper

This word is a portmanteau of 'flabby' and 'dumper'. A flumper generally occurs when an obese person loses most of the excess weight, but the posterior retains its obesity, resulting in an average or even slim individual with a backside that sags grotesquely.
"She was damn hot when she was walking toward us, but after she passed by, I looked over my shoulder and saw she had a terrible flumper."
by Hellzapoppin' May 29, 2019
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