Hellzapoppin''s definitions

Flumper

This word is a portmanteau of 'flabby' and 'dumper'. A flumper generally occurs when an obese person loses most of the excess weight, but the posterior retains its obesity, resulting in an average or even slim individual with a backside that sags grotesquely.

"She was damn hot when she was walking toward us, but after she passed by, I looked over my shoulder and saw she had a terrible flumper."

by Hellzapoppin' May 29, 2019

LGBTQWTF

The tendency of the LGBTQ community to drive farther and farther into the completely absurd. Describes those who deliberately set out to be on the bleeding edge just to be "special enough" -- usually as a trend or influence -seeking affectation.

Kylie: What the hell is going on with Brad this week? He's going around telling people he identifies as a pyrosexual tablespoon and his pronouns are the color orange and the number 3?

Mike: I guess being bi wasn't getting him the attention he wanted. He's gone full LGBTQWTF now.

by Hellzapoppin' January 14, 2021

Red beer

noun., A red beer is similar to a michelada (or 'chelada) but not as fancy. Simply mix up one part light lager or IPA to one part V8 vegetable juice (the "Spicy" variety if you're feeling adventurous") and sock it down -- the colder it is, the better it works as a "hair of the dog" hangover remedy.

Jerry: "Fuck, dude, too much rye last night. Build me a red beer, will ya?"

Jake: "Yeah, I hear ya, I'll make two."

by Hellzapoppin' May 31, 2018