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Grunkledy

Noun. The male head of a hillbilly clan. Since the family tree usually resembles a tumbleweed, he's 'grandpaw' to some of the young'uns, 'uncle' to others, and 'daddy' to others.

Grandpaw/Uncle/Daddy; in short: Grunkledy.

"Het up off'n yore sister, Billy-Joe-Jim-Bo-Bob! Y'ol' Grunkledy he's a-comin' this-a-way!

by Hellzapoppin' August 27, 2018

Pyaurgh

Verb: To vomit so suddenly and unexpectedly that it's blowing in the wind before you even knew it was coming.

Jeff: "Oh, man! I had no idea how good tequila is!"
Julio: "Told you, man! And you were worried it would make y--PYAURGH!!!"

by Hellzapoppin' February 28, 2019

Flumper

This word is a portmanteau of 'flabby' and 'dumper'. A flumper generally occurs when an obese person loses most of the excess weight, but the posterior retains its obesity, resulting in an average or even slim individual with a backside that sags grotesquely.

"She was damn hot when she was walking toward us, but after she passed by, I looked over my shoulder and saw she had a terrible flumper."

by Hellzapoppin' May 29, 2019