24 definitions by Hellzapoppin'
Alternative name for the pingush!, generally used as a euphemism between or around religious or just old fashioned folks to prevent them from getting outraged.
by Hellzapoppin' November 27, 2018
The tendency of the LGBTQ community to drive farther and farther into the completely absurd. Describes those who deliberately set out to be on the bleeding edge just to be "special enough" -- usually as a trend or influence -seeking affectation.
Kylie: What the hell is going on with Brad this week? He's going around telling people he identifies as a pyrosexual tablespoon and his pronouns are the color orange and the number 3?
Mike: I guess being bi wasn't getting him the attention he wanted. He's gone full LGBTQWTF now.
Mike: I guess being bi wasn't getting him the attention he wanted. He's gone full LGBTQWTF now.
by Hellzapoppin' January 15, 2021
noun., A red beer is similar to a michelada (or 'chelada) but not as fancy. Simply mix up one part light lager or IPA to one part V8 vegetable juice (the "Spicy" variety if you're feeling adventurous") and sock it down -- the colder it is, the better it works as a "hair of the dog" hangover remedy.
Jerry: "Fuck, dude, too much rye last night. Build me a red beer, will ya?"
Jake: "Yeah, I hear ya, I'll make two."
Jake: "Yeah, I hear ya, I'll make two."
by Hellzapoppin' April 29, 2018
Brian: "Dude, remember that time Kevin passed out and we pranked him by sticking his hand in a bowl of gravy, and when he woke up he smeared it all over his face?"
Zack: "Fuck yes, man, I'm just glad nobody recorded the mass shenannigasm we all had when that happened!"
Zack: "Fuck yes, man, I'm just glad nobody recorded the mass shenannigasm we all had when that happened!"
by Hellzapoppin' December 6, 2020
Oily, viscous residue on an unwashed male scrotum, usually peppered with bits of lint and/or trapped pubic hairs.
"Ay yo, hey, you want some Flumunda cheez?"
"The fuck is 'Flumunda cheez'?"
"Da cheez flumunda deez nutz, foo!"
"The fuck is 'Flumunda cheez'?"
"Da cheez flumunda deez nutz, foo!"
by Hellzapoppin' October 4, 2018
I went down to the local watering hole to take in the game and down a few pints, but the place was cordoned off with crime scene tape and surrounded by patrol cars; no way was I going to walk into that smegmagon.
by Hellzapoppin' September 16, 2021
Nimbly-Pimbly
Adjective. A condition of moving with speed and agility from one location to another at random, in the style of a cat.
Introduced in the film Super Troopers
Adjective. A condition of moving with speed and agility from one location to another at random, in the style of a cat.
Introduced in the film Super Troopers
"Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-pimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?"
by Hellzapoppin' May 31, 2017