3 definitions by HelloCellery
by HelloCellery April 14, 2016
by HelloCellery April 14, 2016
(Noun/adjective/adverb) Someone who is dorkie to the point of hilarity and is not hip enough to be a square, but has his shit in line enough to be a parallelogram
Noun:
"That kid is such a rhombus, did you see the muscle spasms he attempted to call dance moves?"
Adjective:
"He is so rhombus that he ate an apple just so he would have a common point of interest to talk about with Snow White, his imaginary wife."
Adverb:
"He throws things so rhombusly that I knew that paper wasn't going in the trash can before it left his hand."
"That kid is such a rhombus, did you see the muscle spasms he attempted to call dance moves?"
Adjective:
"He is so rhombus that he ate an apple just so he would have a common point of interest to talk about with Snow White, his imaginary wife."
Adverb:
"He throws things so rhombusly that I knew that paper wasn't going in the trash can before it left his hand."
by HelloCellery April 15, 2016