3 definitions by Hello there 12345
The incapability to follow simple instructions. For some strange reason the disease is only held by people who attend culcheth high school. Along with the main symptom it can also lead to a premature death later on in life. The carriers simply disintegrate into dust leaving absolutely no signs that they even existed.
A teacher - “ can you not listen to simple instructions!”
A student - “ it’s not my fault I have culchethitis”
A student - “ it’s not my fault I have culchethitis”
by Hello there 12345 July 1, 2019
An oof that is significantly larger than a standard oof. Mega oof crosses the line to where it is actually insulting whereas an ordinary oof only states that the used does not care about the tragic event that they have just found out about.
Winston - my house has just died
Jemarkus - oof
Winston - oh
Sarah - mega oof
Winston - *gets deeply offended*
Jemarkus - oof
Winston - oh
Sarah - mega oof
Winston - *gets deeply offended*
by Hello there 12345 April 27, 2019
When someone who includes themselves in your group of friends runs ahead and obnoxiously waits to pounce. This is done in order to avoid being left out and being found out as a ‘tag along’ by subverting your expectations
Steve - oh shit. Where’s that stupid tag along gone
Jeremy - there he is waiting at the airport on snapmaps
Darrel - silly tag ahead
Jeremy - there he is waiting at the airport on snapmaps
Darrel - silly tag ahead
by Hello there 12345 April 27, 2019